By td1078 - 24/05/2012 15:50 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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td1078 2

I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.

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Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.

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SarahBearrra 4

Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.

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Comments

sarah56195 0

Should've said " well, At least I'm pretty."

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Mattfire141 1

If she said that to me, that bitch would have been wearing my drink.

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BriskIsRisky 2

If you cant say anything nice than go **** off

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jynx2501 3

I would have faked a sneeze on her.

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fmlman287 0

Wow...how can people bring themselves to treat others like that and not even think twice about it? It's just...ugh!

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haitaku 1

You should have punched her. Or at least told her off.

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OhThatsNeverGood 3

I'm sitting here laughing my ass off at all these comments and just realized that it's actually improved my night. I need to get out more.

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misslifeguard 7

That kid is gonna live in a bubble forever

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