By td1078 - 24/05/2012 15:50 - United States - Rockville

Today, I was choosing my soft drink at a restaurant. The kid in front of me was too short to reach the lids so I handed him one. His mom rushed over, pried it out of his hands, threw it away, and yelled, "She's filthy, don't use that." FML
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I wrote this FML story and for the record I was in a suit and heals, with my hair and makeup done, as i was on my home from the office. The woman was just a B. More than anything it was funny because she was so hysterical over a seemingly innocent gesture.

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SkoomaKi 27

You just can't be nice these days can you? There's that guy that wanted to search for babies suffering in the heat and now this women who thinks OP is a walking parasite just because she handed a lid over.

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SarahBearrra 4

Even if you are dirty, atleast you dont have a dirty heart like that girl.

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Eiregal2 10

*sits in corner silently filming all the debauchery, to be later used as blackmail. *

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hardehar 9

There's no need for rudeness, I was taught if you can't say something nice don't say anything at all.

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william8691 10

I U Mm Lsmskaskswsjsemo. !8!: aaakiimi

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Say what? *pulls out a chainsaw* NOBODY blackmails me. NOBODY.

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missalice0306 19

Why didn't she help her own child then? smh

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jaredofmo 22

OP, here's a virtual hug. That's for doing a good deed, even if it went unappreciated.

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Trisha_aus 15

This entire thread was a lot better than the FML itself! Cheers

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ICastillo 24

Come on no need for the chain saw use the car battery and silk rope.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

That would only succeed in turning him on.

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