Miscellaneous: Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people....

By AndieApocalypse - 03/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

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By jordeshting - 22/06/2011 15:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I complimented a girl on her stockings pattern. Turns out she wasn't wearing stockings. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 03:16 - United States - Houston

Today, at my retail job, I tried on one of our hats. My co-worker told me I shouldn't because I could get lice. I laughed it off and told her I didn't believe her. Man, do I believe her now. FML

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Old hag

By Michael McMike - 27/08/2024 12:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I was trying to compliment a colleague on her new hairstyle. I said, "I love how you did your hair today, it makes you look so mature!" She didn't take it as a compliment. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2013 07:53 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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Vibe check

By Drew - 30/06/2021 02:01

Today, I had two different tennis shoes on all day and no one noticed, including myself. When I mentioned it to my family, they told me not to worry about it because no one pays attention me anyway. FML

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Where am I?

By Blind AF - 04/11/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I mistook a straw hat for a stack of pancakes. In case you hadn't figured it out, I forgot my glasses at home. FML

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By Bee - 08/06/2011 00:13 - Canada

Today, I was mistaken for a prostitute. Twice. While in my work uniform. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2020 16:54

Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML

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Friday 3 June 2011 11:52

This FML really needs an explanation.

Livinia 11

Friday 3 June 2011 11:57

So stop using a bowl as an outline to cut your hair.

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Friday 3 June 2011 15:30

Does your name happen to be Rod Blagojevich?

aquamoon52 4

Friday 3 June 2011 15:56

Uhm?

faithe92 0

Friday 3 June 2011 16:40

so that's where my eagle went....

Noyes654 0

Friday 3 June 2011 18:07

I don't get it, where's the FML?

sexylicious 4

Friday 3 June 2011 18:16

hey you could be starting a new trend?

The_YDI_Guy 0

Friday 3 June 2011 18:41

YDI for having a haircut that looks like a hat

AndieApocalypse 0

Friday 3 June 2011 20:11

It's not the cut. It's the color. Everyone assumes it's a hat..

roperap 0

Friday 3 June 2011 19:17

one name : Donald Trump ! lol

AndieApocalypse 0

Friday 3 June 2011 20:06

I just got a haircut the week before. :L

AndieApocalypse 0

Friday 3 June 2011 20:14

I don't think my hair looks like a hat.. :L

xx_Lizzy_xx 3

Friday 3 June 2011 22:21

hey i love your hair! you shouldn't worry what others think of it;)

greth_451 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 6:21

I agree with 61

nocanhaz 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 0:06

Inside joke?

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