Health: Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, I was cooking and I burned my thumb. I had some first-aid burn spray, so I sprayed it on. I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and when I flicked my lighter, my thumb went up in flames. Turns out that first-aid burn spray is flammable. FML

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By BubbaYoshi117 - 07/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML

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By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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By ouchieouch - 07/01/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By crayons128 - 24/01/2011 06:13 - United States

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

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By Pain - 28/06/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my cigarette down my shirt. There are now two unsightly, painful burns right in the center of my chest. FML

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By kaycie_lynn - 19/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2012 05:44 - United States

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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By anonymous - 05/02/2014 02:48 - United States

Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML

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kimmy91 12

Wednesday 7 March 2012 11:48

What genius created a burns spray that's flammable??

Betz 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 11:53

One of the many reasons why smoking is harmful.

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coolstorybro6 6

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:12

DONT SMOKE!!!!

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:17

Haha that's super silly of you.

friisen_ 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 18:20

Lol what a horrible lie

Friendzonian 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 20:21

Definitely not a green thumb

hilarity 10

Wednesday 7 March 2012 21:46

see? smoking's bad for you

lawrahhh 1

Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:11

YDI for smoking!

bakesale45 0

Wednesday 7 March 2012 22:28

Thats what you get for being a smoker and giving everyone else can er while you give your self some too

RKD 23

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:26

Smoke on, brother! Just be safe! You will quit when/if you are ready!

Aamanize 4

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:33

YDI for smoking that's disgusting

wickedwyatt234 3

Wednesday 7 March 2012 23:55

Same happened to me in reverse

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