By Anonymous - 17/11/2014 02:25 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was counselling a soon-to-be teen mom. She has a younger step-brother, and when I asked her how she handled him when he cries, she said, "Oh, that's when you cover their face until they stop!" FML
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silvercamaro 22

Does she also shake babies to get them to stop crying?

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Isa_fml 20

"CAAAAARL, that KILLS people!"

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creativityisnt 19

Is it too late for her to get an abortion? Or possibly for her mom to abort her?

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msgrumpy 7

what did you expect? If she was a little bit smart, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant in her teens in the first place.

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AndracoDragons 5

if she was a little bit smart? she had sex, most people had sex in their teens, also for all you know she practiced all forms of safe birth control, pills, condoms maybe even some sponges from the 1900's (although very unlikely) birthday control can fail condoms tear, pills can be ineffective sometimes. Even heaven forbid she was raped it happens teen pregnancy is not a measure of intelligence.

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limabeans101029 20

I agree with 77. Plus we don't know exactly how old she is. She could be 18 for all we know, and I think it's perfectly fine to have sex at that age. The girl in this specific case doesn't seem like the sharpest tool in the shed, but getting pregnant in your teens doesn't automatically make you stupid. Like 77 said, protection fails.

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demonfacee 14

If she doesn't know how to treat her younger step brother, then she shouldn't be having children.

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Kaygirl2013 13

If she was joking, she has a messed up sense of humor. If she was serious, she needs help ASAP.

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Kaygirl2013 13

Really? Some teen-moms are better moms than women that wait till their 30's to have kids. Who are you to decide the fate for these mothers?

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asherm 15

She sounds like she'll be a great mom

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blackonblight 32

No no no, that's Furbies. You cover their face or lock them in the closet or in a chest until the noises stop, then never touch them again.

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AndracoDragons 5

I'm sure it is not as bad as it seems. people are rarely that stupid. when she says cover her face she may mean one of two things. One covering the eyes because it helps stop the crying especially if the baby is being overstimulated. Two fluttering your hands against the babies mouth as they cry, it makes such a funny noise that sometimes it will make the baby stop crying and start laughing. Even if she does cover the child's face with both hands, I very much doubt she is pressing against the babies face to suffocate him. people on this website always jump to the worst conclusion.

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