Love: Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten... - FML

By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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afdude87 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:48

3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?

19eightyeight 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 11:56

I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.

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Aerious 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 17:55

Girl put some damn clothes on, I don't wanna see everything.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:03

I just love a touching love story!

Chanistheman19 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:22

this is from a guys perspective. honestly thongs are gross, it's like there wearing nothing. yes I have a gf and I can go there and I rather her have regular. if you wanna see her butt that bad and she doesn't wear a thong, ask if she can wear cheekies.

Spaghetti7 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:23

Just a bit of foreplay.

Winnerz4life 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:39

Ahhhh young love....

princesstay17 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 19:40

wow...

RainbowHeadache 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:43

Aw you got him all nervous, OP.

prince122 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:52

I didn't know she put her pic for you guys....

manningkillsbrad 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:22

I real man knows how to treat his woman right.

parcan 11

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:44

I think thats kind of cute(:

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Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I was frantically searching for my cell phone. He was curious as to what I was doing so I told him. There was long silence followed by laughter. He could hardly breathe as he told me, "Honey you're on your phone talking to me." FML

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