Love: Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten... - FML

By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By LoveStruck- - 10/02/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I hung out with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. We were cuddling on the couch when he suddenly stands up. I thought he was going to hug me, but then he turned around, pinned my shoulders back so I couldn't move, and farted in my face. FML

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By civicman - 27/09/2009 02:19 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling on the couch with my girlfriend when I started to tickle her, she asked me to stop but I continued. She had a reaction, and kneed me in the happy sacks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 01:20 - United States

Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML

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afdude87 6

Wednesday 27 April 2011 12:48

3, did someone wedgie you so hard your brain stopped working?

19eightyeight 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 11:56

I give my gf wedgies all e time. she loves those.

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xxcrazygingerxx 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 22:59

thongs are fine... haha

unluckycookie 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:16

maybe he was too shy to say something like that back so he gave her a wedgie to break the tension!! :D

Eiregal 7

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:46

did you actually SERIOUSLY use the word smitten though? lol

Jonny_Trump 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:28

I always thought thongs were to prevent underwear from showing through clothing.... not just that some man wanted to see more ass on a female that wasn't naked... And some men wear them. But anyway, I believe 16 was JOKING. No need to take him seriously, everybody knows not all girls wear thongs. Merely a satirical comment on how many females these days dress and act kinda slutty.

Newboyz00185 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:43

you just mad cuz you came in the room and saw me ******* your dad!

pro5kid 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:26

did you give him head after?

lamargus 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:36

what is a smitten?

MikeMikeTheAzn 3

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:13

that was probably uplifting to him when you called him that

lotay 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:23

mine does it all the time when I'm saying something serious. boys are boys. lol

AMagicalLeoplura 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:30

no, he thinks she called him a kitten.

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