By nicholascageonyourface - 09/06/2013 05:13 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
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Welshite 39

You interrupted the sacred Cage ritual. You shall die for your transgression!

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SWC_Penguin 17

Mask? No, that was Nicholas Cage wearing a floral dress.

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MackAttackkkk 12

You're life does not suck, that is awesome!

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jst219 15

That's really creepy. Give her the pizza and run for it.

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Ibeatmyself 3

Tell my grandma I say hi and to keep rocking the nick cage mask

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netsirkylime2 9

She is either really awesome, and up on the times and did a really awesome job Cageing you OP, or she's just really creepy. For your safety I hope it's not the latter.

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theannak 7

She had just watched The Purge and got a little to into it...

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Zebediabolical 39

I don't see the problem. You give them the pizza take the cash and walk away. But **** your life? Seriously? It was that bad that it scarred you for life? Where I'm from that would be a funny bar story to cadge a couple free drinks or something you tell your friends to make them laugh their asses off. In summation, YDI for seriously considering this an FML.

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itsgen 16

This story isn't worthy of an FML If you want attention at least post something good enough not this stupid random shit

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cmac86 23

what kind of a cult did you walk into?!

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