What a cunting bitch.

For my cousins wedding we all had bright hair and her bridesmaid bleached it to blonde so she got demoted

it's not you, weddings can be stressful. When my best friend was getting married it was hard for all of us. She would freak about every detail. And even had an anxiety attack 3 days before the wedding, luckily it was just nerves. She is probably just worried about everything being perfect for her special day.

I had a friend, lets call her M, who threw a hairbrush at me and cussed me out because my hair wasn't in the style she wanted, because it was too short. Mind you, I had my hair this length for over a year (she had only known her groom for 6 months before they got married) and she had known my hair wouldn't do what she wanted (neither would the MOH's hair) for a month. M also made her oldest friend postpone her double knee replacement surgery and walk down the aisle without knee braces because they would be distracting. And M made the girl (who was 21 and older than the bride) be a flower girl because she couldn't wear heels to match the other bridesmaids. When M found out the girl was planning on wearing the braces under her floor length gown, M forced her to get the dress hemmed above the knee so she wouldn't break the rules. By the time I left, I had to carry the injured girl to her car because she couldn't walk. Oh. And the bride had told the entire wedding party, including her religious parents and groomsmen I had never met, that I had slept with the groom and was only in the wedding party because I was pretty. And that I was trying to ruin the wedding the entire time, including messing up her tables/chairs order (i mean wtf) and ruining her wedding cake (her 17 year old sister made cupcakes). All of which were lies. Before the wedding she was one of my closest friends. By the time dinner was served, her dad slipped me $50 for my troubles and told me to run before she blamed more of her trashy wedding on me.

wth! that is outrageous. reminds me of 27 dresses.

Fkin people and their ridiculous weddings... I spent $350 dollars in entirety on my wedding. My wife wore a simple dress, I wore a suit. We had it on a public beach (springtime, had it to ourselves). A few of our family was there. Everyone else came to the open house at my home the next day. Everyone had a great time - no monkey suits, no rubber chicken, no drunken groomsmen/bridesmaids, no gifts to bring. Happiest day of our lives and no one had to fork over a mortgage to pay for it.

let's have a "revenge of the bridesmaids" movie momment.

I have blue hair. it's been blue for over a year. Before that it was pink. Its a part of me and I love it. However, neither of my sisters want blue hair in their weddings but still want me as a bridesmaid. So, for each of their special days I will be wearing temporary hair color out of consideration. I wouldn't want to ruin their big days by standing out. And when my day comes, I'll expect the same consideration from them. No I won't make them dye their hair, but I will have a few things to say about the appropriate lengths of their skirts/dresses.

Your bitch of a sister needs to get a grip! I understand that wedding planning is stressful but to tell the truth, the day ISNT JUST ABOUT THE BRIDE!!! IT'S ABOUT EVERYONE THAT'S IN THE WEDDING PARTY AND GUESTS TOO!!! The wedding wouldn't mean SHIT if you don't have people you know/love there to SHARE IT WITH YOU!! REMEMBER THAT!!!

I can see it now... THAT COLOR TOTALLY CLASHES WITH THAT DRESS!