By djfail - 01/09/2011 17:56 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 843
You deserved it 6 523

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DinosaursAreCool_fml 8

How many calls did you get for that one?

SwtCherryPie 26

Were you looking at something you shouldnt have been?

Comments

Are you a virgin? That was called an ******, happens when you **********, or have sex. Theres your lesson, come back tomorrow to experience the real thing.

Egnar 19

Think of it this way - Woulda been worse if it was something you did that caused that scream, like accidentally opening ****. If the station manager complains you blame the spyware on the computer, done deal.

you should yelled! " yeah baby! whos your daddy?!?!?"

Listeners probably enjoyed that Unless you have a Christian station. Then you're screwed.

zuzupetalsYO 11

You created a screen name especially for this FML, so you must have gotten fired?

megamandude455 10
axeinthehead14 3

Must be Katy Perrys new single

You know, pop-ups for **** only happen on computers because you're surfing **** and are totally incompetent about it. Gee, I wonder how that happened?

joa76 3

That's not true at all. If you google something and click on a result that looks relevant, but happens to not actually be relevant, you can get a **** pop-up. If you get certain malware, even from something as simple as downloading a toolbar, you can get **** pop-ups. Even if you've never one looked at **** on a specific computer, you can absolutely still encounter pop-ups for it. Also, it's the station's computer, so even if SOMEONE did "surf ****" and was "totally incompetent about it," there's nothing at all to indicate it would have to be the OP. Presumably other DJs have access to it, and it's not unlikely that other people do as well.

If you get malware, that directs you to ****, you deserve it. There is so much freeware out there that prevents this, it's not even funny. As for clicking on the wrong link, you'd have to be a moron. Sorry, even a glance at the link should tell you this stuff. I knew this in 1996, because that's when I first encountered inadvertent ****--by reading the link title before clicking it. I was 14. So this makes the person too stupid to read, or too stupid to be let onto the internet.

joa76 3

I hate to tell you this, but it's not that simple. I've had times where I was doing a simple image search, and when I went to look at the picture, it redirected from the page, going to a website that had nothing to do with the picture and didn't even CONTAIN the picture. As for preventing malware, it's also not quite that easy. Even with good antivirus software, things do occasionally happen. If other people use the computer, this is even more likely, because there will almost always be one person too dumb to figure out that not all downloads and websites are safe. And you know, I'm happy for you for figuring out to look at the link in 1994, back when there was barely an internet. I'm sure you know, then, that the internet and the way people use it has changed a bit since then. People have a tendency to search for things and click on the link that seems most relevant. If the name of the site and the site description seem okay, most people assume it's fine. Even if they do glance at the link, what are you supposed to do, ONLY go to websites that you've heard of? There are no rules saying **** sites have to have obvious names. I remember kids in school accidentally ending up on a **** site because they typed coloringpage.com instead of coloringpages.com (or something like that). My first experience with accidental **** was assuming that the teen section of a website would be similarly named to the kid version (it wasn't, obviously). There doesn't seem to be as many "almost normal" **** sites anymore, not that I've noticed, but that doesn't mean it can't happen.

wow, epic fail for having the speakers on a computer turned on in a radio studio :P