Intimacy: Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up...

By djfail - 01/09/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I was DJing on a popular local radio station when a pop-up window appeared on the station's computer. Of all the possible sounds that could have played, it was a girl screaming in pleasure. It went out live on air. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Byron fiddles - 24/02/2009 11:57 - Hungary

Today, I was on an Easyjet flight, next to two attractive girls, listening to a track which starts with a woman pleasuring herself. I don't like this track so I go to skip it but accidentally unplug my headphones, activating my phone speakers and revealing the said woman at the peak of her orgasm. FML

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By terry - 02/11/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I was DJing for a church event where I was stationed in the middle and everyone was sitting behind me. I walked over to get something to drink and eat and come back with glaring looks. My screensaver had came on with pictures of my naked girlfriend. FML

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He bangs the drums

By PhilDavisDied? - 30/09/2010 10:33 - France

Today, after pulling up to my girlfriend's house for dinner with her parents, one of my favorite songs begin to play on the radio. After my 3 minutes of air drumming, I look up to see my girlfriend and her parents bouncing with laughter. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 17:24 - United States - Newnan

Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

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By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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By northernlass - 20/09/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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By for the whored - 18/12/2015 20:46 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I was listening to music on my phone and reading posts on here. I laughed hysterically at one, then noticed my parents shooting me outraged looks. Turned out I laughed while a news reporter was talking about a brutal rape that just happened in our city. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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Friday 2 September 2011 1:06

How many calls did you get for that one?

SwtCherryPie 26

Friday 2 September 2011 1:08

Were you looking at something you shouldnt have been?

Comments

ImmaB3AST 7

Friday 2 September 2011 1:12

That's a bad thing? Your ratings probably went THROUGH THE ROOF.

boredblonde 17

Friday 2 September 2011 1:13

hiding the **** video you made ?

Richard16 0

Friday 2 September 2011 1:14

And now your looking for a new job...

enonymous 8

Friday 2 September 2011 1:14

Was it a remix feat. Chris Brown or the original? My station only has the Chris Brown version :(

mrmusicman97 4

Friday 2 September 2011 1:15

the amount of listeners that you are going to get next week is going to double gotta love ****

sushi_samurai 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:16

What site were you on to have a pop-up like that? :o

ykthechild 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:43

Pop ups are actually not based on the site u are one but by sites previously visited or a common trend/type of sites u visited

JPLovesAnimals 4

Friday 2 September 2011 15:26

Fail. If you were smart you would know that pop ups come from a set or hacked website or whatever. Ever notice how when you go on a not so trusted site that pop ups pop up about whatever. People put them there. Or a pop up about the computer or about a software came up and that was the sound. Idiot. He could have been DJing with the Internet and it popped up.

2ndSucks 15

Friday 2 September 2011 1:19

The song was just so good your computer orgasmed. Nice choice.

ninjitsu31 0

Friday 2 September 2011 4:26

A day to remember is awesome

roogee82 0

Friday 2 September 2011 1:24

Pfft thats a daily occurrence on XM radio... Although I'm sure some conservative mother heard that and OP will be looking for a new job in the future.