Health: Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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By xJade2012x - 24/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

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By MyLegsHurt - 28/10/2015 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML

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By mobster - 26/07/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By Clumsy - 08/09/2016 12:06 - United States - Millville

Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML

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DooleyFTW 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:59

Well you don't need to be that flexible to knee yourself in the face! Pretty much anyone can do it. I wonder what OP was trying to demonstrate

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:03

Tae Kwon D'oh!

Comments

bakedbabe 8

Sunday 14 July 2013 8:03

I'm flexible too, but I do yoga. Just work on ur balancing :)

Savine 13

Sunday 14 July 2013 19:36

Aannd that was the moment where every single person in the room contemplated asking for your number...=)

iRaTTaZZi 11

Sunday 14 July 2013 22:31

* Face Knee *

olpally 32

Monday 15 July 2013 1:21

Shut up dick weed^^ at least it was original.

SiegeOfTheSiren 9

Tuesday 16 July 2013 16:55

OP, I'm sorry you hurt yourself...but damn! That's still impressive! :O

SinfulEnd 20

Friday 19 July 2013 3:54

I hope you dont need to use teakwondo in the future... the poor victim will laugh to death. literally.

hellrath 1

Wednesday 24 July 2013 21:32

Ouch... but still awesome! I hope to start doing Taekwondo in the near future too!

TheAuditor 4

Saturday 10 August 2013 16:47

I can suck my own dick! ...Not sure if thats because I'm flexible, or if I unknowingly was born without some ribs or some shit though.

omygodimonfire7 2

Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:03

It's not because you are flexible, but have bad technique. You are pitching your head forward as you kick, which makes you lose sight of your target among other unfortunate effects...