Health: Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class...

By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 04:37 - Canada - Kinburn

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of my taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke my nose. FML

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By xJade2012x - 24/11/2011 07:58 - United States

Today, in my karate dojo, I was being taught how to fall properly. My sensei instructed us not to fall with our hands out because it could sprain our wrists. As I was getting ready to help demonstrate a backwards break fall, I actually fell over. Guess where my hands went. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By Weakling - 01/02/2025 21:00 - United States - Staten Island

Today, we did board breaking at a karate demonstration. I was nervous about failing in front of everyone, but I kept my cool. Good news, I broke the board. Bad news, I started crying like a baby because it hurt my hand. I'm 26. FML

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By no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

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By MyLegsHurt - 28/10/2015 22:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I felt flexible in my yoga class. I put my legs in the butterfly position and tried to press them down. Both my hips popped very painfully and I screamed in the middle of a quiet room. FML

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By mobster - 26/07/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, while doing aerobics in my room, I started doing really powerful Knee Highs. My cell phone fell out of my pocket while doing one knee high. As I looked down, I kneed myself in the face. I spent the next couple hours in the emergency room while the doctor told everyone my story. FML

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By Stiny - 01/06/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML

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By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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DooleyFTW 17

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:59

Well you don't need to be that flexible to knee yourself in the face! Pretty much anyone can do it. I wonder what OP was trying to demonstrate

TourettesGuyFTW 25

Saturday 13 July 2013 12:03

Tae Kwon D'oh!

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BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:26

I used to do to do taekwondo... until I took a nose to a knee..

goose12321 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 19:43

Wouldn't they have taken a knee to the nose?

BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:18

I was referring to the "I used to 'X' then I took an arrow the knee" quote.

BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:23

'Arrow to the knee'* but now that I read over the initial comment I didn't even word that properly..I said "a" instead of "the". Oh well.

AngelLovesDerby 10

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:27

That really sucks..

hig999 19

Saturday 13 July 2013 15:53

Lol idiot

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:08

This move is called knee to the nose...in this simple move you will break their nose like this *demonstration* thanks anonymous...

processengineer 9

Saturday 13 July 2013 16:58

keep your kicks low. dont Telegraph them.

Brock_Dudeson 11

Saturday 13 July 2013 17:15

I did that in a wrestling match once haha

Olympiakos10 15

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:24

Oh **** no. Please...just get off of FML...

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 13 July 2013 20:51

Giggity.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 14 July 2013 1:48

Damn you are flexible.

hastings101 4

Sunday 14 July 2013 2:11

on the bright side you can probably suck yourself off

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