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By uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 14:00 - United States

Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML

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By DangerousDriver - 03/07/2017 22:10

Today, while delivering for a building supply company, I was sent to an incorrect address. I attempted to turn around and got the 24-foot truck stuck in the mud. The homeowner left for work and then called the cops, saying someone was trespassing on his property. FML

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By ScaredDude - 19/05/2019 04:07

Today, I was home alone in the dark and I heard the doorbell ring. I didn't know who it was so I didn't answer. They kept ringing, so I got a bit scared and called the police. When the police showed up, they told me it was a Chinese delivery guy with the wrong address. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2013 17:32 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

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By egged - 01/10/2009 06:43 - Singapore

Today, I came home from work and found my house egged, and bricks thrown through my windows. I called the police, and submitted a report. Later that night, I heard the doorbell ring. Nobody was at the house, but there was a note saying "Sorry, wrong house". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2010 10:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to take a short cut driving through the snow. I skidded to avoid an oncoming car and ended up in someone's garden, inches from their brand new extension. The house belonged to a police officer. FML

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By nothingtoseeherejuststealingtrees - 05/04/2016 20:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I met my neighbor. When she saw me cutting down trees on my lot, she interrogated me and called the police because she didn't believe I owned the property. She didn't call the cops when she watched someone steal a cord of wood from my property two days ago. FML

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By lockedoutbabysitter - 09/03/2010 17:19 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2014 05:07 - Australia - Brighton

Today, I had the cops called on me for acting suspiciously. I was using a payphone. FML

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fmElle 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:36

wow talk about over reacting

nitrogirl 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:37

did they pay you??

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xMeAtHaMmEr 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:46

wow

LookinLikeDrake 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:52

That sucks, I guess you should pay more attention to what your doing

LookinLikeDrake 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:54

you're*

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:54

So you were doing a job for some people on the same street where you live and you couldn't even remember where they live? I hope the police set the dogs on you for your stupidity.

Jimmy_Jim 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 13:04

Yeah so right !

Jimmy_Jim 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 12:55

POLICE HELP POLICE HELP ME I'M TOO IDIOT

BlackBarbie22 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:03

Well you must not have done a nice job.... if you were to have trim them well they might have been more receptive to it.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:07

The police should have arrested the neighbors for having wild, unkempt bush. It is so unattractive and an eyesore. Don't they have a city ordinance that bushes must be trimmed, if not completely shaven?

timethyfx 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:36

I agree, they should.

lickmyjock 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:47

u do a pretty good job of hiding if this is supposed to be funny or not. kudos. considering this is perdix I'd wager he's making a sexual funny.

codgod93 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:54

He was definitely making it sexually funny and it was rather funny.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 July 2010 15:07

Well, LMJ, you'd win your wager, but it would have to be a total FML n00b who would make such a bet with you ;)

roflinyourwaffle 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 15:32

i've heard you can use wax or even duct tape to rid yourself of any unwanted shrubs. confirm/deny.

eyemaloozer 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 14:10

so you're telling me the police department is so slow in that town that you were able to complete the entire job before they showed up? you should move