And who said a little math never hurt anybody?

I dislocated my knee while sleeping. I know how you feel. Physically and with the lame story.

So did you *puts on sunglasses* find the limit of your pain tolerance?

I once got a paper cut from math. Morale of these stories is the same Math is Dangerous.

You don't " have" to say that, you can make up a different story

oh wow i know how painful that is i did that to my left hip after i had surgery on the right hip for slowly sliding out of place two weeks later some jerk on a skate board sees me on crutches trying to walk and he cuts me off my left crutch goes off the edge of a drive way only 1/4th of an inch and now 15 years later i have to have my entire left hip replaced because the bone is all dead.....i know how much it hurts did every one try to get you to sit down as well instead of using the back board?

I bet you didn't calculate that situation

on the plus side tjats a heck of a conversation starter.

Schoolwork is dangerous, kids.

I understand, when I was in high school I flipped the cartilage in my knee by walking. Everyone that asked thought it was a sport related injury or a drunk injury. Nope just walking in my house completely sober.