By anonymous - 25/03/2015 04:24 - United States - Lubbock

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML
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magickitten 26

I'd rather injure myself than do calculus too....

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Dlzq 22

I dislocated my shoulder two days ago doing a push-up..

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Cass_x 22

My left knee always dislocates and then pops back in, it's hurts like hell. No idea if it feels the same, but I hope you'll feel better soon.

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LittleBastard 20

My right thumb used to do the same when I was a kid. Painful as a ************. I highly recommend you see a doctor about that.

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abbyade 21

Lol you don't have to say it dislocated during calculus if you don't want to. I hope the pain is well managed. Goodluck

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spacey_blueberry 18

"So how'd you get injured" "Oh you know, back in 'nam" *digs out purple heart*

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WaltzingPhanthom 23

At least you don't have to tell them that you dislocated your hip whilst doing your business. :/

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christina3466 17

I have gotten a concussion from band.

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abNormal62 23

Take this as a "sine" that you are not in shape.

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TrinityisLife 22

I can see how calculus could get you bent out of joint.

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