Newton would be proud :')

Calculus so hard, it hurts.

I think that is a valid excuse for hip dislocation. Calculus hurts me too, I just don't know where until it happens.

I dislocated my shoulder at the same time I stabbed my eye with a bow on accident in Orchestra once

OP's crush: "How did you dislocate your hip?" OP: "Yeah, I got mugged by like twenty ninjas, but they were no match. One managed to get a pretty good kick in, though."

another calculus innuendo on the horizon? why is maths considered the sexiest subject? because I don't know anybody who hasn't looked at a maths textbook and not said "**** me!"

oh man, I've had the same exact thing happen to me, by far the most pain I've ever felt.

Oh no, this is possible? Now I'm going to be afraid of accidentally sitting in a weird position for too long XD

this is why you straighten out and stretch first. hopefully you feel better soon, OP

why did you bend it in a funny position?