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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

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By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 15:32 - Canada

Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML

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Focus!

By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

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By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML

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By Marie - 27/07/2010 07:46 - Canada

Today, I was walking towards a group of guys playing basketball, who stopped and stared at me while saying, "Daaaamn..." As I passed them, one of them said, "She looked hotter from a distance." FML

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You deserved it 5 165

By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

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You deserved it 7 297

By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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You deserved it 17 833

By Username - 25/05/2011 16:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I looked pretty. I said, "Aww, that's the first time you've said that to me." He replied, "Well, it's the first time you've looked pretty." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2013 22:41 - United States - Lihue

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

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simplyn2deep 2

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:24

nice compliments from the guys. sucks you have a jerk for a boyfriend. I would have replied back that they were the hottest guys I'd seen in a long time.

necrobese 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 20:19

Ouch!

Comments

Cookiimonstr 12

Saturday 23 April 2011 20:48

he was only being protective.

coolp3son 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 7:36

your boyfriend should have yelled thank you I try to be

Mallan 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 5:28

I would have beaten him up...totally...

locagurl 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 4:32

your boyfriends a stupid jerk off

lea3829 7

Monday 20 February 2012 14:49

u should dump him

megan1245613 0

Monday 21 May 2012 17:18

Slap him

xxEternalRain 13

Sunday 3 February 2013 6:58

What an ass. Dump him

TallMist 32

Friday 5 June 2015 2:58

Yes, dump him for making a joke!!! Playful jokes and dabs at each other are SATANISM!!!!!! Or maybe he's just one of those playful boyfriends that makes jokes and there's nothing wrong with that.

Ugi 26

Thursday 5 December 2013 17:11

Hell, he was joking! Why does everyone take everything so seriously? He saw an open goal & he took it. Lighten up!

sora4239 5

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:27

What if the bf was trying to divert the random guys so they don't keep flirting with his girl?

teacupofsunshine 29

Tuesday 29 December 2015 6:39

I'm assuming it was a joke ..let's hope ...knowing my bf and his personality and sence of humor him saying that I woulda laughed bc it's pretty funny as a joke.you should be able to laugh things off and not make everything a huge drama fest.