By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
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Emmamazing 26

since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice

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Roythetickler 21

Did you point out to him that she was a ****?

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MrConcise 34

It's good to **** it up every once in a while. "Halloween is the one time of year where girls can dress up like ***** and nobody can say anything about it." Words to live by, have Halloween a bit early this year.

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funkypenguin 7

While I agree on the idea that her dressing sexier for her boyfriend would be nice (not that he deserves it after that), the words you chose and the way you phrased it just sounded rude and gross.

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MrConcise 34

Of course they did, I don't think of Lindsay Lohan as a polite person.

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Emmamazing 26

since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice

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psychopolarbear 28

I guess it could be taken as a really poorly thought out compliment. He is implying that he'd pay just to sleep with her :/ still a crappy comment, but better than an insult, I guess.

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bdsmslave 18

"Honey, can we have sex tonight?" "Will that be cash or credit?"

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cheeeksss 29

Damnit, doesn't anyone take checks anymore?

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Roythetickler 21

Did you point out to him that she was a ****?

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Hoopachi 19

#18 Last I checked hookers were considered *****, I'd never go out with your stupid ass

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Goblin182 26

It wouldn't have mattered to her BF

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0mysteriousman0 22

Nothing says high class like clear stripper heels and fishnets...

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ImTheAlpha 30

hey, fishnets can actually look good if you do them right. :o)

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lil_ham1644 29

Yeah, it depends on the style. The smaller netting pattern the better.

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Zs28 5

Show him a picture of a celebrity crush and ask your boyfriend why he can't be like him

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GirasolNegro 22

Dress that way only when you two have sexy time, bet he'll love it even more if you dress that way only for him!!

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vikky538 28

Clearly he has a poor choice on likes of dressing

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Brandi_Faith 33

I'm surprised no one has mentioned it, but was there any way he was joking? If she was clearly a stripper he may have said it for a laugh?

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mds9986 24

Hookers do make more money than a drug dealer at least because they can wash their crack and reuse it!

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aliciabaird1269 11

#11 that's freaking hilarious! Anyway OP, don't let your man make you feel bad. He probably didn't intend to hurt your feelings. At least he's honest with you about what he wants. He could have just left you for the hooker.

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