Animals: Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my...

By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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By ej6901 - 23/06/2015 20:00 - United States - Ventnor City

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By MadameM - 26/02/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2009 23:49 - United States

Today, while driving, I realized I had left my phone on top of my car when I was getting in. Panicking, I drove back to look for it. I found it in the middle of the street, still intact. Yay! When I went back to my car, I noticed I had locked my door, and the keys were in the ignition. FML

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By Kevin - 08/10/2024 12:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML

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By Forgetfull - 02/02/2010 17:07 - United States

Today, I thought it would be romantic to take my girlfriend to the beach. It was raining so we left our shoes and phones in the car so we wouldn't be bothered. Apparently, I left my keys in the car too. The car was locked. FML

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By Chyna - 04/12/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, I got locked out of my car while the engine was idling. The "good news"? My dog inside the car thought this was the funniest thing ever and barked happily every time I tried to open it. FML

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perdix 29

Wednesday 5 January 2011 23:12

Getting locked out of your car for a while is the least of your problems. Trying to get along as a gay married couple in a country that still has lots of homophobes will be a much bigger challenge. Of course, if you meant fiancée instead of fiancé, never mind. You're just ignorant when it comes to French, and I think I've just cured you.

justsayfuck 5

Wednesday 5 January 2011 22:41

And in addition, I bet your teachers didn't believe your excuse for not being able to do your homework either, now did they?

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wieness1 6

Sunday 19 February 2012 16:55

Ever call a American company and get the recording "press one for english"fml what's this country coming to?

CallMeBloo 31

Monday 16 July 2012 17:03

You shut your dog inside a hot car with your phone and keys. Be grateful your dog actually prevented your car from being opened up and driven off with everything inside, dehydrated and suffering pooch included.

MidnightMusic53 37

Tuesday 30 July 2013 6:25

Are you retarded? If you look at the FML date, this happened in January. Also, no dog dehydrates in the short time it takes you to quickly run into a store and head back to the car. People are far too eager to call others animal abusers, especially ignorant people like you, since you couldn't even take the time to look at the time of year before freaking out and launching into a lecture, or comprehend that the dog was only going to be left in the car for a few minutes because they were just making a quick stop at the damn gas station. They most likely went inside to pay for their gas and just pick up a few things, and if anything it took less than 5 minutes. I could understand if you were freaking out because they were grocery shopping, which can take over an hour at times, and whether it's hot or not, dogs shouldn't be left all alone for that long in a vehicle, but that wasn't the case here. The only reason they deserve what happened is because they foolishly left the car keys in the car, which you don't do, whether you have a dog in the car or not.