Transportation: Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering...

By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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ohcrapitscurtis 8

Friday 14 October 2011 15:59

What does chundering mean?

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Friday 14 October 2011 16:30

This story makes a lot more sense now

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Bubb1es 0

Friday 14 October 2011 16:16

What on earth is chundering?

geekemo92 0

Friday 14 October 2011 16:18

Read the other comments before you post your own. That has already been answered.

sumomatt_11 0

Friday 14 October 2011 16:26

OP stfu n used real words not slang, no one thinks ur cool saying chundering.

MagicallyFat 12

Friday 14 October 2011 16:30

Chunderig means throwing up in the UK. Like when they say rubbish it also means garbage. You ignorant **** head

Joey44 15

Friday 14 October 2011 16:28

Was he having to take a tactical chunder?

dani19jayne 3

Friday 14 October 2011 16:37

why would an old lady let him do that ?

starsfan_9 7

Friday 14 October 2011 17:16

Because she's a defenseless old lady and he's vomiting at her

stormchaser24 24

Friday 14 October 2011 16:40

That is funny. You should have waved.

griffin2020 4

Friday 14 October 2011 16:42

I always thought that the word "chunder" was an Aussieism, not a Britishism....or is OP perhaps an Aussie in the UK...

xXxrachhunnixXx 12

Friday 14 October 2011 17:27

Yeah I've never heard that expression :S

Euphorically 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 3:19

No, us Australians are content with puke, vomit, barf. The usual. Seriously, call a spade a spade.

chicfuzzball 0

Monday 17 October 2011 1:26

neither of those are words dumbass

FlashBurn 13

Friday 14 October 2011 16:43

What did he eat that he was vomiting? O.o Poor old lady, her stuff smelled funny after that, lol.

Jayz29 0

Friday 14 October 2011 16:45

Should of beeped and waved

mysoubriquet 3

Saturday 15 October 2011 22:55

should *have*

thebluewizard 14

Friday 14 October 2011 16:51

I learned a new word today!

ghashlycrumbs 8

Friday 14 October 2011 17:20

Me too. I was confused as **** at first.

datoismyname 22

Friday 14 October 2011 21:19

This is the only intelligent remark on here!

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Friday 14 October 2011 17:30

unlucky!

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