Transportation: Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering... - FML

By Jessy - 14/10/2011 11:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving home when I saw my boyfriend chundering on the side of the road, into an old lady's shopping basket. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2015 07:28 - United States - Plainview

Today, while driving home from work, I saw my boyfriend mugging a woman on the sidewalk. FML

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By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By John - 19/05/2011 04:27

Today, I offered to drive my girlfriend's grandpa to the doctor. I thus learned my girlfriend's grandfather has a colostomy bag when it burst all over the inside of my truck. FML

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Classy

By embaressed - 19/12/2009 09:44 - United States

Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By megomania - 02/05/2011 13:51 - United States

Today, I was so sick that I was puking and had the runs. While on the toilet, I yelled for my boyfriend to get me a bowl to puke in. As I did so, I saw that a ton of it was forming on the floor in dots. My boyfriend had given me a spaghetti strainer. FML

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Gross out competition

By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

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By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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ohcrapitscurtis 8

Friday 14 October 2011 15:59

What does chundering mean?

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Friday 14 October 2011 16:30

This story makes a lot more sense now

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CathyCraaazy 8

Friday 14 October 2011 17:57

Classy, he's a keeper!

blueknight1st 26

Friday 14 October 2011 17:58

Chunder means to be sick, it originates from old seafareing days when sailers would get seasick and stick their head out of the porthole in their cabin. As they did this they would shout "Watch Under" to warn people in lower cabins of the forthcoming puke. Over the years this has evolved in Chunder.

melikeyturtles 3

Friday 14 October 2011 20:09

I never knew reading FMLs could be so educational ;)

ohcrapitscurtis 8

Friday 14 October 2011 23:12

I know right?!

frankwolf86 0

Friday 14 October 2011 18:00

thanks 46 you are awesome! I learned something new today!

mintcar 9

Friday 14 October 2011 18:14

Lol at old lady shopping basket.

jaloobee 0

Friday 14 October 2011 18:29

Ah chunder great word. You should of gone and rode the chunder dragon. That's what we do to our friends up here in Shetland.

captainfalcon7 0

Friday 14 October 2011 18:30

no one understands what you just said.

jaloobee 0

Friday 14 October 2011 18:32

No one cares what you just said.

Salem145 0

Friday 14 October 2011 18:44

Chundering... To throw up violently or to vomit.. It's on a song called " Gap Yah" But never mind that. Did you help either one of them?

Gerrito 0

Friday 14 October 2011 18:48

What a charming boyfriend you got yourself! I'd settle with him asap!

copo37 7

Friday 14 October 2011 19:15

He was trying to earn his boy scout badge and assist the elderly. He got sick cause in her basket he saw flavored condoms, douche's, and listerine.

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Today, my boss yelled at me because every time he does his checklist walk-through of the warehouse I’m always sat on my ass in the break room, either watching television or fast asleep. Yeah, he does his walk-through every day between 12:30 and 12:45, right in the middle of my lunch break. Idiot. FML

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Today, I was denied membership to an all-women's gym. Why? Because "men are not permitted to join". I am and have always been female. FML

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Today, I got called an "evil Nazi bitch" because I let a customer know that this is the last day our store will have free plastic bags. FML

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