Transportation: Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot...

By cunting cunts - 29/05/2012 17:10 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By Knaxer - 12/12/2015 17:22 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

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Road warrior

By Anonymous - 20/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was driving 65 on a fairly deserted highway when some speeding inbred in a giant truck chose not to use the open passing lane but instead SWERVED INTO THE SHOULDER to go around me, and then cut me off. Any closer and I would've been a smear on the asphalt. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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By thetallone - 23/02/2010 08:05 - United Kingdom

Today, on the way home from a night out, I crossed the main road in my town via the traffic lights. As I got to the other side, a guy turned to his two friends and 'whispered' with a look of disgust, "I would have run that one over." Thanks. FML

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Wrong way down a one-way street

By hello higher premiums, fuckwad - 25/08/2013 16:23 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was driving down a one-way street, when some raging dumbass came screaming the wrong way down the road at me. My instant reaction was to brake and give the guy a chance to do the same. His instant reaction was to keep going and wreck my car. FML

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Mean streets

By fouchi - 10/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was driving when a couple flipped the bird on me before cutting me off, so I flipped them off back. After they'd got away, another driver thought I'd actually been flipping him off and followed me into a parking lot. This guy was huge, and let’s just say he didn’t give me a chance to explain myself. FML

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You're the ass

By etgohome - 26/08/2013 00:10 - Canada - Kingston

Today, I almost got run over on my bike by a truck who raced through a red light. After narrowly avoiding a collision, the car slowed down. Instead of apologizing for almost killing me, the driver stuck his head out of the window and yelled, "Nice ass!" FML

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Road rage

By Anonymous - 07/04/2024 00:00 - United States - Fredericksburg

Today, I had a “Fuck you” shouting match with a guy who'd tailgated me in the slow lane through an active school zone. I flipped him off when he finally passed, which admittedly wasn’t my best move. He ended up beside me, windows down, where we verbally sparred like teenagers in a dick swinging contest. Regrettably. FML

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Dipstick

By Mato Fox - 16/12/2023 20:00 - Slovakia

Today, I was driving through a crossroad on the main road. A driver from the right got road rage, as I didn't let him go first. He drove past me and started brake-checking me. After that he followed me over whole city to scream and curse at me in front of my flat. I didn't break any the laws. FML

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PuffDaddy395 3

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:57

Very cleverly worded, my friend. Well done.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Tuesday 29 May 2012 21:56

Hit and run!

Comments

groupleader 7

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:36

Hindsight is 20 -20, you had your chance, no guts, no glory.

janeybean 4

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:36

Lol

charvisioku 22

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:55

S'alright mate, natural selection will eventually do the job so you don't have to.

cheesesteak420 4

Wednesday 30 May 2012 0:33

That just means your A whipped bitch....

DracoSpirita 21

Wednesday 30 May 2012 0:43

Just find a Death Note, then you'll have the power to be Light Yagami and rid the world of all these assholes.

amberbelle 14

Wednesday 30 May 2012 0:45

Next time you should swerve towards him and say 'watch where you are going next time!'

blsmadman 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 3:13

**** u. Waste of life asshole. U seem like the kind of bitch that drives while on ur phone and puts everyone else's life in danger

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 30 May 2012 2:33

For what? For posting his story? You're first...

goose12321 11

Wednesday 30 May 2012 3:01

You should've waited for him to come back and set up the old "rope around the tree" trick that you pull once they get close to knock them off.

blsmadman 0

Wednesday 30 May 2012 3:09

**** you asshole. I ride and have to be extra cautious cuz of assholes like u not paying attention like the retards that killed 2 of my friends cuz their text messages were more important than someone else's life.

Quikraptor 8

Wednesday 30 May 2012 3:56

Holy crap you're stupid. I love how you just take the bikers side, without any regard for the fact *they* were oblivious to another driver on the road about to accidentally smoke them. The biker is lucky they *didn't* get hit by being a ******* idiot. Fyl, OP.