Transportation: Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye...

By nerd - 18/06/2009 14:15 - Finland

Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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SKYblue_fml 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:02

It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.

deja54 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you? I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.

Comments

ikickass 0

Monday 22 June 2009 7:51

WOOOOOOOOOW ur a real dumbass. nd y tha **** wud u race against a random car ny ways? were u tryna win a ticket? u a real stupid shit

m00sem00se 0

Monday 22 June 2009 15:54

I hate jerks like you. I hope you die of throat cancer.

akanch994 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 7:01

Wow. I don't insult people too often, and right now I'm calling you possibly the biggest dick I've ever heard of. I guess, then, that you're the type of asshole that I seriously feel like shooting when I'm out driving? Or following until they pull into a gas station, then stabbing or demolishing their car? Glad to see one of the biggest types of asshole on the roads willingly admit in a public online area that they're a dick. I seriously hope the next person you do that to on the road happens to be driving a semi-truck, and that they run you off the road and ram your shitty car into a building. Maybe not a semi-truck after all... that'd be an instant, painless death, most likely. Maybe you could just be a bloody, shredded mess lying in extreme agony in a hospital bed, in such pain that drugs won't help, yet you can't pass out or fall asleep... for a few weeks. Then you can die, but only after that.

turbogirl 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 7:37

Oh you all need to chill the **** out. Gees.

phatdaddy 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 14:26

No. Idiots like this KILL people all the time. We won't "Chill the **** out."

eaglesfan761 0

Friday 26 June 2009 15:41

What was your logic? Why wouldn't you just let them go by? Letting them go isn't going to hurt you.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 10:32

do you have down syndrome?

Spl2iGGaN 0

Monday 27 July 2009 9:26

You're an asshole, I hate people like you cruising along holding up traffic, then speeding up to prevent people from passing. Hope you get ran off the road by your shadow next time.