Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 100 317
You deserved it 4 523

Same thing different taste

Top comments

NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY shit, that ******* sucks. i'm sorry, buddy.

'Cause you were there and would know right?

Comments

NOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY shit, that ******* sucks. i'm sorry, buddy.

Yeah right. Probably more like, "noticed it was a car that looked like my car."

'Cause you were there and would know right?

ummmyeahhh 0

agree with #2. unless you have a special paint job or a big dent or something, it would be easy to confuse the two cars.

pun619 0

if he kept walkong noticed his car was missing. or i know i know my car apart from any other car even if it is the same car.

1x1y 12

Maybe he saw the license plate.

I know my car via license number and bumper stickers..

th3wh1tee 0

Don't worry its not like the insurance company won't take care of it. =/

tiptoppc 19

Not really. My car was stolen and mine screwed me. Told me to “prove it” and a police report wasn’t enough. They called me a liar and said with no broken glass, they couldn’t possibly unlocked it (and said I must’ve left it unlocked) and steal it. It was a 98 honda. They used a shaved key and found 4 states over, totalled and used in a robbery and two murders. They still wouldn’t pay and impound wouldn’t release it due to it being evidence in a crime. So gang bangers stole it first, my insurance stole my premiums and then police stole it last and sold it at auction later without telling me and voiding my registration and ownership with a salvage title. It’s why i now ******* hate police. Not once have they done their jobs right. Recently I recovered another car stolen, with air tags and no police. I was quicker, more effective and brought someone with a gun. Worked this time. With only one shot and someone got a bullet in the knee. Op, hope you find your car.

Oh wow mate, thats awful, did you get a look at the driver? I hope you are well insured, and there was nothing precious inside the car.

#2, #4, or #5, I'm sure the guy went to where his car should be and noticed that it was no longer there.