Transportation: Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye...

By nerd - 18/06/2009 14:15 - Finland

Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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Bystander

By Chops - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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By PulledOver - 01/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML

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Tailgate party

By Anonymous - 23/05/2014 22:06 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML

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Noooooooo!

By please don't back that thing up - 09/08/2013 05:00 - United States

Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By dumbluck - 16/03/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 17:01 - New Zealand

Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML

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By fuckina - 29/11/2010 17:34 - United States

Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML

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SKYblue_fml 1

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:02

It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.

deja54 0

Thursday 18 June 2009 23:03

Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you? I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.

Comments

sbham12345 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:47

wow that sounds like a good blonde joke

ilse1989 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:54

WHY! So you are one of those annoying drivers who think they're the only ones driving. So childish.

ilse1989 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:56

Agree!

pjunior89 0

Friday 19 June 2009 1:56

this is not an FML your just as ******* idiot

amy_shmamy 0

Friday 19 June 2009 2:00

youre a bitch. and should learn the rules of the road. and are a complete moron

naomi9241 0

Friday 19 June 2009 2:02

Way to be an asshole. Get off the goddamn road if you're going to be stupid enough not to let others pass you. Driving isn't meant to be a race, but if it was, you, my friend, are the one that deserves to hit the side and burst into flame.

slydfox 8

Friday 19 June 2009 2:05

I think Eskimopanda is the OP, they seem to be very defensive of this post and repeatedly posting, even if it is a joke your still a douche bag, I love pulling you guys over for speeding and or obstruction, its an offence to not let a police officer pass you know and when I catch you with my unmarked car I can't help but laugh, think about that next time...