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By nutrigrain123 - 23/05/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

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By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 31/12/2016 17:25 - United States - Ashford

Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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You deserved it 66

By nutsucker - 08/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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JackR1104 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:05

How you mistake boogers for nutri-grain is beyond me....

alyssadapsycho 7

Sunday 11 April 2010 19:29

cute puppy!!!!

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aceofdiamonds 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:52

I actually happened to be eating a Nutri-grain when I read this. FML.

lyssalicious 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:52

on the bright side, it coulda been worse.......o_0

123_asdfghjkl 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 1:59

That's when you stick your head out the window and your finger down your throat ;) Also, if she said SHE didn't want to eat it, why would you go and eat it? There was obviously a reason why she didn't why to.

Bunneh18 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:07

Ewwwwwwwwww.

RedBlueGreenDot 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:08

k gross.......

narehs 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:12

that definitley sucks but the whole I Thor it was way it was andni ate it getsnold on fml after a while

Torify 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:37

I agree with #55. It could have been a baby cockroach or something. And you picked it off her finger thinking it was a raisin. Very gross though. And wtf are you saing #59

tianshi 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 2:44

LMFAO I DIED WHEN I READ THIS.

azure8787 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:02

"why didn't you look first why didn't you look first?" because he was driving a car, you jackasses. if he'd looked it would have been "today I was driving my car with my daughter and I wrecked my car and killed her." FYL dude, that sucks.