Miscellaneous: Today, I was helping some mental health patients at work, I spent...

By Tom_why - 23/05/2009 19:27 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping some mental health patients at work, I spent 20 mins to fail to connect the DVD player to the TV and went back to make them something to eat. I came back into the room after 5 mins and one of the patients had connected it for himself. He has a profound learning disability. FML

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By burnnotice - 19/09/2009 14:10 - United States

Today, I was trying to turn on my computer and couldn't. I spent twenty minutes trying to figure out what was wrong when I finally called my husband for help and made him leave work. He came in, looked at the wall, and plugged it back in. The look on his face said it all. FML

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By anon - 03/08/2016 03:28

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By Dispute - 08/08/2011 05:30 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from a long day at work fixing people's electronics. When I got home, I got a call from work saying I needed to go back and help a customer with their TV again. When I got there, after an hour of driving, I realized I'd accidentally kicked the power cord out. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By ilikemusicokay - 08/08/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was going to the bathroom at work. Since I knew it would take a while, I brought my iPod in for entertainment. To bad it disabled me from hearing the continuous knocks on the door as well as the manager eventually picking the lock and busting in. FML

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By aragmir - 18/12/2016 06:10 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML

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Geist_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:11

Your giving them way too little credit. They are humans like you and me after all.

Azurea_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:10

You might be retarded.

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Azurea_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:10

You might be retarded.

fsxman1 11

Sunday 21 March 2010 7:21

i agree u must be retarded it isn't that hard to connect the TV to the DVD player and let alone a mentally challenge guy did it!!!

redsox4021 0

Friday 9 April 2010 7:09

don't underestimate challenged people you dumbass

Zepset_fml 13

Sunday 9 October 2011 19:46

Or the patient could be an idiot savant. They have extremely amazing talents.

ayadora 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:10

Second comment.

MooKee 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:10

Hah, that stuff is hard, dont feel bad =) Thats funny though, good for tht kid

ronton 4

Thursday 26 August 2010 13:50

no it isn't you attach three wires! they're even colour coded!

JohnSlider 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:11

You're really the patient, and he is the employee. You have multiple personalities. Twist.

AbscenceOfLuck 0

Monday 15 February 2010 19:43

Everyone has their skills and flaws...

chungy92 5

Sunday 17 October 2010 11:14

shutter island?

damian25 0

Sunday 21 August 2011 6:56

what a twist :D

Crash92 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:11

Sounds like your not too bright, should they be taking care of you?

Tomato_Cheese 22

Wednesday 6 January 2016 12:05

Sounds like you're not too bright either.

Geist_fml 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:11

Your giving them way too little credit. They are humans like you and me after all.

zolitical 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:13

Wow you're just pure stupid then. How hard is it to connect 3 cables?

justxdream 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:13

aww good for them! thats quite sad for you though :p

tetris420 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:13

How can you live in 2009 and not be able to plug a dvd player into a tv? it's color coded for god's sake!!

triscuit 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 3:14

Just because they have a hard time learning, it doesn't mean they aren't smart. If you work there shouldn't have figured that out by now...?

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