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By nutrigrain123 - 23/05/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was driving in my car with my daughter, who was eating a nutri-grain bar. After a while she holds out her hand saying, "It's on my finger! I don't wanna eat it!" I pick up the little piece of nutri-grain filling and put it in my mouth, only to realize it was a large booger. FML

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By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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By jeesh - 31/01/2009 11:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML

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By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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By slapstick1982 - 31/12/2016 17:25 - United States - Ashford

Today, I caught my wife flicking a booger off her finger. I asked her why she was doing that and she said, "Because if I can't see where it lands, it disappears and is not gross". It landed on my arm. I saw where it landed, it did not disappear, and yes it is gross. FML

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By inosehowthatgotthere - 10/02/2011 01:12 - United States

Today, the woman giving me a manicure found a booger under one of my fingernails. FML

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By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By buggermonster - 16/06/2009 23:37 - United States

Today, while I was at my girlfriend's parents' house for dinner, and I thought no one was looking, I picked my nose and put it underneath my chair. Turns out she has a little brother who found it appropriate to point at me and scream, "Booger monster, Booger monster!" FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2020 18:58 - United States - Maryville

Today, I was eating some cake that my roommate's girlfriend brought by for us. I felt something weird in my mouth, so I stopped chewing to grab it. It was a fingernail. FML

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By nutsucker - 08/03/2009 19:08 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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JackR1104 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:05

How you mistake boogers for nutri-grain is beyond me....

alyssadapsycho 7

Sunday 11 April 2010 19:29

cute puppy!!!!

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paperfox_fml 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:24

#2, you've obviously never eaten an apple nutri-grain.

BiggLJ 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:25

I hope you slapped the bitch for tricking you like that.

KaY_mer_James 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:25

Hahaha #21, kudos to that

sondramcfail 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:32

Why you'd eat some nasty old food off your daughter's hand, I don't know. YDI.

darkmis1 17

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:34

Gross! FYL.

Imawhalerider 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:36

YDI for eating something you didnt see of a child's hands. You where in the car driving (probably). she should be in a seat belt.

crayolaalove 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:43

i dont see how you could misttake a booger for a granola bar. dont you look and see its green? i mean youd have to because shes not onld enough to sit in the front so youd need to turn around to get it. and if she is old enough to sit in the front she would tell you its a booger. and even if you didnt look when you touched it wouldnt you realize its sticky and gross.?