Kids: Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had... - FML

By wtfson - 13/12/2010 07:35

Today, I was driving my family home, when my 7 year old son had to pee. Having long since passed any rest stops, I made him use a bottle. Once he was done, he grenaded the bottle out the window, hitting someone's windshield dead on. FML

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wtfson 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:34

To everyone asking, how could I have possibly prepared for this? I can't just teach my son not to through pee bottles and other things out the window. That will give him ideas... But rest assured, no more "grenades" will be tossed :)

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futuremarine5 4

Monday 13 December 2010 12:22

pee gernade!!

perdix 29

Monday 13 December 2010 12:33

I'll bet the other driver was pissed!

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hallix 21

Tuesday 17 July 2012 5:51

Your kid's awesome.

jman206 3

Monday 3 December 2012 0:21

Was it glass or plastic

mwaide 3

Tuesday 8 October 2013 13:14

Watch, there's gonna be an FML here any second about a piss bottle hitting their windshield.

bethluvsyou 15

Wednesday 9 October 2013 4:37

That's not an fml moment that's an lol moment XD

doglover100 28

Thursday 6 March 2014 22:59

That's funny.

SassyOkie 9

Thursday 24 July 2014 3:53

Best part of this is the title lol

babywatcher 11

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:17

Today, I was driving down the street and my windshield got hit by a bottle full of piss. FML This would be a FML not what you have YDI

Samuel5463 12

Tuesday 6 January 2015 20:07

Lol

FMLRITP 18

Tuesday 1 December 2015 4:29

This is so funny, I might wet myself.

west546 13

Wednesday 27 January 2016 19:49

Screw you someone just did that to me

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