Miscellaneous: Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school...

By yermom - 13/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML

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By calli - 25/12/2009 21:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML

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By fffemaleee - 31/05/2015 18:21 - United States - Waterford

Today, my phone got stolen at church. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 23:02 - United States

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

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By gunnerdog - 27/08/2013 00:22 - United States - Galveston

Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was at a concert. It was dark and everyone was singing and waving their lit-up phones in the air. I was having a great time, until someone snatched my £200 phone out of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, 3 policemen interrogated me and asked for ID but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML

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By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2018 01:30

Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML

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By noexceptions - 11/11/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, at school, I got stuck in the elevator and was about to panic before I remembered I had my phone. I called my mother and she called the school to tell them that I was stuck. They got me out in a few minutes and then confiscated my phone and gave me two detentions for using it in school. FML

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By missingphoneproblems - 22/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Warner Robins

Today, after being upset at the fact that my phone was stolen at work, I received a note on my locker saying, "100 bucks and you get the phone back." My phone is being held for ransom. FML

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Monday 13 December 2010 16:33

Someone needed a phone, and you brightened their spirit by supplying one. Your mission was a smashing success! Merry Xmas!

azhein 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:29

it sounds like you brightened someones day

Comments

drakem 7

Monday 13 December 2010 16:08

That sucks

keep_a_beat345 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 6:15

why are there so many people out there who steal I don't understand it.

c8750 2

Monday 13 December 2010 16:09

Really sucks when you're trying to help people & others screw you over. Don't worry OP, karma's a bitch

truthinlies 1

Monday 13 December 2010 18:10

sounds like karma was a bitch to the wrong person

ItalianFilipino 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:10

at least the person who has you're phone is gunna have a GREAT day :)

Ian_S 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:47

your a dick

PSQ91 6

Monday 13 December 2010 16:17

At least you "helped" someone during his time of need :)

Trace01m 11

Monday 13 December 2010 16:22

So what you're saying is, when people are sad and broke they steal shit? Noooo

djnicc 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 12:18

lmao

azhein 0

Monday 13 December 2010 16:29

it sounds like you brightened someones day

perdix 29

Monday 13 December 2010 16:33

Someone needed a phone, and you brightened their spirit by supplying one. Your mission was a smashing success! Merry Xmas!

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 13 December 2010 16:42

OP, if you have an iPhone it should come with preinstalled software so you can locate it. Just go to Me.com/find and sign in. It'll then bring up a gps map of where your phone is as well as an address.