Animals: Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking...

By chickenlover - 27/08/2009 20:53 - United States

Today, I was driving past a farm that always has 4 chickens walking around outside. It always cheers me up to see them, but I couldn't find them. I wasn't watching the road so I didn't see when I ran over all 4 chickens. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 768

You deserved it 54 746

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By questionmark707 - 12/04/2012 23:53 - United States - Fullerton

Today, while driving my car near a farm, I hit a man on the side of the road. I started freaking out and got out of the car to help him. It was then that I found out that I'd hit a scarecrow. FML

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By anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 524

You deserved it 49 961

By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 01:33 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for the chicken I bought four days ago. I finally found it - not in the refrigerator, not in the freezer, but in the trunk of my car, which now smells like a dead animal. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 143

You deserved it 31 222

By nothingisreal69 - 01/03/2011 22:21 - Reserved

Today, as I was driving home from work, a bird decided to commit suicide by flying in front of my car. The shock caused me to slam on the brakes, totaling three other cars in the process. FML

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You deserved it 13 363

Alas, poor Donald

By Hit and Run - 13/07/2021 07:59 - United States

Today, while driving, I put on my hazards and slowed to a stop to let a family of geese cross the street. The pick-up truck behind me however, decided to change lanes and speed off, running over at least half of them. FML

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You deserved it 98

Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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You deserved it 448

By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 562

You deserved it 19 477

By negin - 22/03/2011 07:23

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 162

You deserved it 6 748

By craphanded - 19/07/2011 17:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I saved a bird from being run over as it lay in the middle of the road. Thinking it had a broken wing or something, I started carrying it home, intending to take it to the vet later. It crapped in my hand and flew away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 789

You deserved it 9 201

lyndis_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:20

Buy them some new chickens. They're probably not that expensive. Deliver the chickens with a sincere note of apology.

null_fml 11

Friday 28 August 2009 1:27

How the hell did you manage to run over four chickens?!

Comments

xyourstruly3 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:44

How Retarted -_- this Isn't A FML b.c u Did it To Your Self. How Silly

allmidnighteyes 10

Friday 28 August 2009 1:54

You can't say something is retarded if you yourself can't spell retarded to begin with. ******* moron.

wyld3fyr3 3

Friday 28 August 2009 5:56

retarted... retarded sweet tarts, LICD FTW

nativebacon 0

Friday 28 August 2009 5:58

What if I cut my own leg off? I did it to myself, yes. It was stupid, yes. Is my life ******? YES!

NickACD 27

Thursday 4 February 2016 19:31

So you don't give a **** about he chickens you heartless bitch?

Sorrel 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:51

"yeah! way to show 'em (1337)" With my vote adding to make 1337, I can sincerely say suck it up and learn to watch the road, dumbass.

elara15 0

Friday 28 August 2009 6:48

Sheesh, MALE DRIVERS!!!

pleasedonttellme 0

Friday 28 August 2009 1:52

YDI for being cheered up by seeing chickens

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 2:01

Dude, 1) pay attention to the road, and 2) while you are imitating the (fake) FML with the ran-over-pigeons, you are both most likely lying, there's no way you killed four chickens at once, what, did you aim with the tires to get one under each??

youthink_fml 0

Friday 28 August 2009 19:44

you don't have to actually hit them with the tire to kill them. that axle will work just fine. use your head.

Walt_1990 3

Friday 28 August 2009 2:02

Their lives won't go in vein....if you cook them.

wtfyouresocute 0

Friday 28 August 2009 2:03

it kind of disturbs me that it cheers you up to see chickens walking around ... those things are fast and hard to hit ! you're lucky you got all of them haha start buying lottery tickets !

McFail_fml 4

Friday 28 August 2009 2:11

you enjoy watching cocks?... Maybe you should get a cat, you need some pussy in your life...

dspadres 0

Friday 28 August 2009 2:15

Who looks forward to seeing chickens? They're ugly as shit. If they were chicks I could understand...but chickens? Consider yourself lucky you didn't run over 4 children instead.