Cars and Animals: RIP in peace

RIP in peace

By avatarnicole9 - 04/06/2015 05:17 - Canada

Today, while going for a walk, I saw two bunnies next to the road. Apparently, I was scarier than the oncoming traffic, because one of them decided to sprint into the road as I walked by. I could hear its bones crunch as it got hit by a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2009 01:08 - United States

Today, I was waiting at an intersection. Across from me, a car was approaching when a bunny ran out. Trying to save it, I flashed my lights and beeped at the car crazily, and the bunny turned around. The lights turned, and as I drove forward the bunny came back out and I hit it. FML

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Alas…

By bunnylover - 15/03/2010 16:44 - Canada

Today, my dad and I were in the car when a rabbit scurried across the road, just missing us. My dad turned and said to me, "Well, it's good we didn't hit him. He gets to live another day." I then looked in the rear view mirror to see the rabbit running away from the cross traffic, only to be hit by the car behind us. FML

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You deserved it 3 513

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

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By cycler - 13/06/2011 04:22 - United States

Today, I ran over a chipmunk. On my bike. Its mangled carcass got caught in the spokes and decided to join me on my ride. FML

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By hatecolin - 10/09/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I was driving my new car home when I came around a sharp turn to see a groundhog in the road. I kindly stopped and allowed it to cross when all of the sudden a car slammed into the back of mine. Then, another car went flying around us. That car hit and killed the groundhog. FML

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You deserved it 12 971

By anonymous - 21/05/2010 17:26 - United States

Today, I swerved to avoid running over a dead cat in the road. Instead, I ran over its head. The crack of its skull was loud enough for me to hear it. FML

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You deserved it 8 482

By scaredscreenless - 16/08/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML

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You deserved it 27 359

Murderer!

By Puppy_Killer - 16/12/2020 23:02 - Australia

Today, I was backing out of my garage when my neighbour's collie ran behind my car. Unfortunately, I didn't see it, but I heard a thump. They were out, so I rushed him to the vet's. I was upset, and I guess I was driving too fast and didn't see that another dog was crossing the road. I killed two dogs today. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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WOOF!

By Dweeb - 02/10/2019 18:00

Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML

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clevergirl98 20

Friday 5 June 2015 0:46

Thats so sad

RickySleeves 20

Friday 5 June 2015 0:57

There goes the Easter bunny.

Comments

Saphiraa 10

Friday 5 June 2015 0:45

Aww RIP bunny. Reminds me of the rabbit film Watership Down

slingerslasher 24

Friday 5 June 2015 1:06

Before I knew what that book was actually about, I thought it was some awesome story about a naval battle or something.

judgingrabbit 12

Friday 5 June 2015 1:21

Lol what's the book about? When I watched it years ago, all there was were bunnies .-. Just bunnies doing bunny stuff

redstone7693 29

Friday 5 June 2015 4:57

#17 How do you watch a book

IDerive 12

Friday 5 June 2015 5:25

I just remember rabbits killing rabbits in the show..

Jonkbaby 22

Friday 5 June 2015 11:33

animals can be kind of dumb sometimes, sorry OP

clevergirl98 20

Friday 5 June 2015 0:46

Thats so sad

mds9986 24

Friday 5 June 2015 0:46

Well don't let it go to waste. Better call McDonald's and let them use it.

ColonelCusswords 24

Friday 5 June 2015 0:53

Knowing mc donalds, they probably do use road kill

91hayek 31

Friday 5 June 2015 3:40

lol you wish. McDonalds uses worse than roadkill.

RenoTheRhino 30

Friday 5 June 2015 4:14

McDonald's likely doesn't use ingredients that have ever even been killed; it's all slime.

lukian_fml 29

Friday 5 June 2015 0:47

The last time I saw two bunnies on the side of the road, I took them home as pets. :3

sonasonic 34

Friday 5 June 2015 3:40

I don't think OP can take the bunnies home, seeing one of them is a pancake now.

Emma1562 35

Friday 5 June 2015 0:47

Awe ftbl- **** that bunny's life

RoboCunnilingus 23

Saturday 6 June 2015 18:37

I read this comment and wonder how many of us needed you to break down that initialism.

darkstarrising 18

Friday 5 June 2015 0:47

Well shit. Poor bunny. Well, it's in a better place I hope.

AnOriginalName 19

Friday 5 June 2015 3:00

In the middle of the road? Is that really a better place?

vinnerator 7

Friday 5 June 2015 5:05

he meant heaven

meliodafool_ 15

Friday 5 June 2015 7:07

the big carrot farm in the sky.

ohjoy15 33

Friday 5 June 2015 0:47

It couldn't have thought of going in ANY other direction? Natural selection was coming for that rabbit anyways. If anything, you've strengthened their gene pool. Jokes aside, sorry you had to see that. RIP. :(