Animals: Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming... - FML

By EpicUsername - 11/03/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML

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Thursday 11 March 2010 20:17

I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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defaultusername 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:21

YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

flufffypants 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:11

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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EchoSerenity 15

Monday 4 August 2014 4:29

I'm glad mine isn't like that lol

RobinLink37 9

Thursday 8 January 2015 23:29

Cannibalism isn't dead after all.

sttylerx7 18

Tuesday 16 June 2015 0:53

YDI for eating hot dogs.

ztodaro 24

Sunday 7 February 2016 9:01

You are all so judgmental on this app. like you should all shut the **** up and go lick your ass

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