By isuckatlyfe - 20/09/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was excited to see my ex-girlfriend. We had broken up while I was in Iraq and I wanted to try to get her back. I spent my first day back looking for a place to live while her and her new boyfriend got it on as I slept. I had chosen that apartment for us and paid for that bed. FML
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suckmorethanme 0

i hate when women do this to soldiers. you knew what was expected of you and you still married/dated one and caused trouble with other guys. what bitches. /grew up in military town, will NEVER understand this

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k1w1 0

She could at least have had the consideration to not **** her boyfriend while he was in the apartment.

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blondegirl_fml 0

If you were asleep how do you know they were having sex?

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medical 0

YDI. You guys broke up, even if you wanted to get with her again, you shouldn't assume it would go smoothy as soon as you got back.

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Drewsius 0

Sorry, bro. There you are, defending our country, and you come back and shit happens. FYL.

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DrunkenValor 0

I wasn't aware Iraq was planning to invade America.

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DrunkenValor 0

It's called life, being in the army doens't absolve you from bad things happening.

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emmy237 0

shes a bitch. find someone better.

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roxi27 0

if you broke up while you were in Iraq, you shouldn't have let her continue living in your place... you more or less let this happen.

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Monkeybuttorama 0

^ this is pretty much what I got out of this FML, that the place was basically his, he bought the bed and was prolly using his military paycheck to pay for at least part of the apartment... he should have kicked her out as soon as she dumped him, called a friend to make sure she got out, and if she didn't, have to police involved. Frankly if you break up with someone while they are overseas for an extended period of time that they have no control over, you should find your own place rather then keep living where you know they will come back to, especially if you plan to get a new boy/girlfriend...

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idratherbewrestl 0

you could of kicked them out while in rnr... so ydi. also, you couldof taken yourself off the lease with your deployment orders. i know because i worked for battalion

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YamahaMama09 0

Stop raggin on the Military. People always bash what they don't know anything about. Marine Wife here and damn proud of it. OP if this is true, you deserve better than this trifflin bitch, go find someone who deserves you. Good Luck!

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wow18 3

Why is she a "trifflin bitch"? A guy and a girl were in a relationship and they broke up, now the girl has moved on but the man wants her back. The guy paid for the bed in the girl's apartment(which she obviously pays the bills for) while they were together. It most likely was a present to the girl so he can't claim it back, if not then he should ask her to pay half the price of the bed.

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Monkeybuttorama 0

more likely is that he's still paying for half of the apartment because he still wants to be with her, so really, chances are it's not her place, and the bed was something he purchased for "them" when they moved in together. even if it is her place, and he's just staying there until he find somewhere else, it's really rude for her to have another guy over and be sleeping with him in the next room, she could easily have gone to the other guy's place, she was just rubbing it in his face.

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anniemarie 0

i agree with #1. it is worded very poorly.

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Dukedj 0

I totally agree with you. The entire FML i was thinking, this guy was just in the army and he is going to take this from some ****? If it were me I would have kicked both of their asses out on the street.

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