Love: Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person...

By forever alone - 12/05/2013 21:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling down about being the only single person out of a group of eight friends. Out of desperation, I made up "Jonny", a hot fitness instructor whom I recently hooked up with. Now "Jonny" and I have been invited to a friends night out. FML

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By badbestfriend - 04/08/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2010 03:20 - United States

Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML

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By sounfair90 - 27/05/2009 04:06 - United States

Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML

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By ashbox233 - 09/11/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, someone reckoned that I would never be in a relationship. So I made up this whole story about some made up guy named 'Nick' and posted stuff on my Facebook and Myspace that I'm dating him. Now all my friends want to meet him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 14:29 - Sri Lanka - Colombo

Today, it's now the 10th girl who has gone out with me but ended up falling for one of my close friends, who she met through me. I starting to feel I am that guy in the movie "Good Luck Chuck". FML

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By marie12 - 27/03/2011 01:19 - Belgium

Today, I had dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML

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By tomtomcutiepoof - 13/03/2009 00:38 - United States

Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML

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By anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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By dudeWTF - 03/07/2021 10:59 - United States

Today, after a great double date with my best friend and two really hot guys, we went back to my place. My friend and I left the guys in the living room to go grab some more wine. When we came back, we found our dates making out with each other on the couch. FML

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By jailey - 26/07/2016 02:26

Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML

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Eliseopwns 22

Monday 13 May 2013 9:29

Never lie to your friends about friends. It makes you lose your actual ones.

CrissyyyS2 22

Monday 13 May 2013 9:28

Good luck finding that hot fitness instructor.

Comments

GrinchFu1 27

Monday 13 May 2013 9:39

Hit the yellow pages and find a male escort service quick! Or... "Jonny" died last night. *tear

tj5810 21

Monday 13 May 2013 9:39

Luckily you picked a common name... Maybe you can scoop up a hot fitness instructor named Jonny before the date night... Or you could just be honest with your friends. You're kind of a liar and liars are lame. Being single isn't all that bad... Get a grip.

mackdeezy 22

Monday 13 May 2013 9:40

Ydi for lying.

your_ma 27

Monday 13 May 2013 9:41

If they're really your friends you should respect them more than to lie to them about something stupid like this. Tell them things didn't work out with Johnny, and if you're that desperate to meet someone why don't you get them to set you up with one of their boyfriend's friends??

thelastavailable 13

Monday 13 May 2013 9:58

Being in a relationship is so overrated. Just relax OP!

To_Die_For 7

Monday 13 May 2013 10:04

Well it is worrying that you would feel you need to lie about relationships to your friends... Since friends are the ones who should not care about you being single and also not care about more extreme stuff people could have going wrong in their lives. That is the point off friends. If you know these friends will judge you, I suggest you tell them they you and this 'Johnny' broke up, then find better ones. If not then be honest! They may see this as a sign to wingman you like mates should.

Perfectg 9

Monday 13 May 2013 10:22

Just get any hot instructor and name him johny :p

pastispast 7

Monday 13 May 2013 10:24

just hit up xsport fitness pretty sure you will find someone that resembles "Jonny"

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 13 May 2013 10:31

Well there's your problem!! You should have went with a McDonald's employee, there's bound to be one of them named Johnny around somewhere that would totally be down for a night out.

doodlecloud 26

Monday 13 May 2013 10:36

I'm pretty sure they already know he's not real - no real person spells Johnny like that.

ElmoSaysSquishy 28

Monday 13 May 2013 15:02

My girlfriend's brother spells his name that way.

doodlecloud 26

Monday 13 May 2013 20:42

It was an exaggeration...yes, there will be some that spell it 'Jonny' but the most common and generally preferred spelling is 'Johnny'. Same as people spelling Sophie as Soephy or Soafie or whatever abomination parents/teenage girls come up with nowadays.