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By snore - 19/04/2014 20:12 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I was feeling really depressed and ended up asking my mom why guys aren't interested in me. She replied with a laundry list of reasons, including, "Hair. Boobs. Face. Everything." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2014 18:15 - United States

Today, I asked my mom why nobody likes me. She reeled off about a dozen reasons. FML

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By ugly duckling - 06/08/2015 19:18 - United States - Reston

Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML

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Thanks

By Miami6and3 - 26/08/2013 18:22 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML

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Looks

By Anonymous - 01/10/2019 06:00

Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2009 08:50 - Australia

Today, I was talking with my mother and expressed my slight disappointment at how many of my friends are getting into relationships, whereas I'm still single. My mother decided to encourage me by saying "Don't worry, sweetie. There are boys out there who don't go for looks. You'll be fine". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 01:39 - United States

Today, after coming home from hanging out with a few friends, my mom told me that I shouldn't hang out with them any more. Why? Because "they are way hotter than I am and I'll never get a boyfriend if I'm always the ugly one in my group." FML

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The straights are at it again

By Anonymous - 17/06/2023 12:00

Today, I came out to my parents. My mother laughed and, when I asked her what was so funny, she told me, "Well, most gays are attractive, muscular, funny and can dress very well. You're ugly, fat, boring, and have no sense of fashion. Good luck." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 23:42 - Canada

Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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Thanks for that, dad!

By Anonymous - 13/10/2019 01:00

Today, I mentioned to my family that I was sad about the fact that I was thirty-five years-old, single, and had no children. My father piped up from the next room, "What man in his right would want your lopsided tits, fat thighs, and fucked-up nose in their gene pool?" FML

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skyeyez9 24

Sunday 20 April 2014 2:50

Which you then thanked your mother for inheriting her "superior genetics."

kinky44 28

Sunday 20 April 2014 2:52

Don't worry, she at least got the boob part wrong. Guys love all boobs!

Comments

buzzboy2389 13

Sunday 20 April 2014 4:56

It's ok all girls are pretty in there own way.

Greenteamextreme 16

Sunday 20 April 2014 10:57

I like that mentality :)

EmperorChowilio 21

Sunday 20 April 2014 5:07

and you live in mexico :( (is that racist considering I'm Mexican?)

PassiveAggresive 12

Sunday 20 April 2014 5:09

Worrying what others say about you doesn't get you anywhere.. Confidence is key.

GeneralStew 7

Sunday 20 April 2014 5:10

Im sure OP you're a very beautiful girl hit me up Im single :P just kidding maybe... lol

asparagus12 21

Sunday 20 April 2014 5:23

That's what happens when you go fishing for compliments with people who are tired of your shit.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 20 April 2014 13:49

Talking to your mom about your insecurities is not "fishing for compliments". It seems like girls can never talk about their insecurities without being accused of fishing for compliments. Sometimes they just genuinely want to talk about the fact that it's upsetting them.

asparagus12 21

Monday 21 April 2014 5:54

You sounds like a professional fisher #84.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 20 April 2014 5:51

My mother tells me quite often that I have "no boobs." I understand.

IcelandicHeathen 5

Sunday 20 April 2014 5:57

Do not worry, if a man is worth having he will value you for who you are not for your appearances.

jrguard 5

Sunday 20 April 2014 6:32

I'm sure you're truly beautiful no matter what

krissajulia 7

Sunday 20 April 2014 6:35

First, what a jerk second, need a hug

toriaaa1313 7

Sunday 20 April 2014 8:29

just remind ur mom that in a year or two you'll be the "ugly" duckling that turned into a swan whereas she will have lost all her feathers and look like an old geezer...