By fukinnature - 01/11/2016 07:27

Today, I was feeling stressed about some upcoming exams, so I went on a nice relaxing nature walk through the nearby bushland. I slipped off a rock and landed in knee-deep mud that claimed my shoe when I pulled my leg free. I'm even more stressed now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 030
You deserved it 918

Same thing different taste

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Trillions of years in the future, a member of some vaguely humanoid species will be stressing out about an archeology exam they have. One of the questions will read, "What do we believe the purpose of artifact 00284-B9 (recovered from ancient mud pit) was? A. Primitive footwear. B. Sacrificial totem used to lower academic stress. C. Used to honor Master Nike of the Justdoït lineage. D. All of the above."

Try masturbation it relives stress and its more satisfying

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At least it probably took your mind off the exams for a while...

Trillions of years in the future, a member of some vaguely humanoid species will be stressing out about an archeology exam they have. One of the questions will read, "What do we believe the purpose of artifact 00284-B9 (recovered from ancient mud pit) was? A. Primitive footwear. B. Sacrificial totem used to lower academic stress. C. Used to honor Master Nike of the Justdoït lineage. D. All of the above."

Try masturbation it relives stress and its more satisfying

If masturbating makes you 'relive' stress, you're doing it wrong. Or you have a brand new fetish

And it doesn't make you lose your shoes. Unless you're really bad at it... or really good at it.

#8 you are wrong. While masturbation builds up tension during the act, it releases the tension during ******, thus leaving you relaxed.

#8 was referring to the original comments misuse of the word "relive" when it should have been "relieved"

Stress is harmful only if you let it.

cootiequeen4444 11

I don't know what world you live in, but too much stress can cause mental and/or physical issues. The potential symptoms list probably stretches out mile. For example, stress causes you to produce cortisol which, while it has a good antiflammatory use, most stress causes don't need that (e.g. stress due to an upcoming exam) and cortisol also causes the appetite to be stimulated (not good for people on a diet), and when comb8ned with adrenaline which also is released by stress it will raise your heart rate and create a fight or flight response will absolutely not help one to de-stress. This is among other bad effects not to mention all the other bad side effects of stress beyond cortisol levels. Yes, one, has the power to overcome stress. But it isn't easy and the more practical thing to do would be to take precautions to avoid stress such as studying in advance and get a good sleep and the stuff the college students [typically] never do. Long story short, stress is a bitch. ugh.

#15 I never said stress doesn't lead to issues. I'm saying stress will harm if you let it harm you. If you let it harm you, it will lead to the issues you've mentioned. The point is, don't let it hurt you.

I hope you have another pair of shoes. You can't take an exam barefoot or with one shoe.

You don't really need a shoe to take an exam

Of course, you do! No shirt. No shoe(s) No service Can you imagine trying to take a test in a room with someone's smelly foot/feet?

See, I'd be okay with that shoe and all. But whenever outside it's usually wise to have your shoes laced tight (and no slip-ons).

That's one reason why hiking boots reach up over the ankle. Besides ankle support of course.

I read "bushland" as "husband" and really confused myself for 5 seconds.