By Kira - 24/04/2015 17:09 - Canada - Halifax

Today, I was spending some time alone out in the countryside, when I glanced at my boot. I saw a snake, screamed, ran like hell for my car, tripped over my own feet, and smashed my kneecaps. Upon further inspection, I realized the "snake" was my loose shoelace. FML
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shippingboat 8

So there was not, in fact, a snake in your boot?

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lemonypops 10

How messed up do shoelaces have to be to look like a snake?

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shippingboat 8

So there was not, in fact, a snake in your boot?

209 2
lemonypops 10

How messed up do shoelaces have to be to look like a snake?

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baka4815 21

Some baby snakes are often affectionately called a "shoelace with a mouth" by their owners and other snake lovers

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ImTheAlpha 30

My Docs' laces are round and the weave of the fiber could look similar to scales. Hopefully for OP, their laces were similar. Or at least not the ribbon kind. Also shoelace with a mouth is just the best thing ever

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MrConcise 34

"There's a snake in my boot!" No Woody, there isn't.

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Dick_diamond 22

I can understand the unreasonable fear of snakes, but a shoe lace??? That'd have to be one skinny snake..

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KittahMonster 20

That would be a really thin tiny snake. How Terrifying!

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chuka81 27

We always see what we expect to see, one way or the other.

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wickedhyype 17

Well, at least you got away? Kinda of....

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