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Get there before they do or leave a note to the sports car.
You could always park directly behind them, which would force them to talk to you. The downside is that you will equal or surpass their douchiness, *and* you might get your car towed. Life's decisions. You're better off leaving a note on the car, or taking down the license plate number and reporting the person to your boss (unless the owner of the sports car *is* your boss, which would render you as helpless as a lamb).
Invest in a motor scooter or a motorcycle?
Pull in and climb out the trunk.
Show up before them
Looks like the always-tap-"you-deserved-it" trolls just skipped over this one
Show up early and park properly, let the inconsiderate people figure out what to do
1- Get there first. 2- Leave matching notes saying something along the lines of just because THEIR dicks are small doesn't mean you should have to damage their pretty paint jobs. 3- Show your superiority by bringing a really hot chick to the next work gathering (this one works if you are male or female).
I hate when people do that, I still pull in. If they can't get in than oh well. Get over it
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great! you can be that guy who always has half his car parked out of the parking spot.
Maybe your boss will be generous enough to give you a new one?