Intimacy: Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started...

By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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You deserved it 13 694

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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You deserved it 4 588

Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

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You deserved it 4 165

Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 150

Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 201

You deserved it 7 319

By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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You deserved it 10 782

Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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You deserved it 167

Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

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You deserved it 7 422

I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

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You deserved it 4 300

I miss you

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

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You deserved it 3 985

Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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You deserved it 163

sbcpunkrocker 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:00

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

HurriKaty 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:02

Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.

Comments

justanotherhuman 21

Friday 3 July 2009 9:24

there aren't enough dilithium crystals in fictional existence to power the speed you should get away from this girl.

Joel_mama 0

Monday 6 July 2009 3:23

Oh man that is harsh. Leave.

Thanx4thecandy 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 13:41

crazy bitch

WithS 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 4:53

You know, some times its just hard to get over your loved ones, give it time and be understanding, if you get over this with her she will love you to death.

rebeccawoahh 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 17:43

ouch. you can finger me if you want ;) i promise i wont cry hehe

antiluck101 0

Monday 31 August 2009 6:45

Ya I agree w #68. **** her and dumb her even though that's never happens to me.....man fml oh and fyl but seriosly dude the chicks crazy I meen really.

paintballa43 0

Monday 31 August 2009 23:39

Alright lets get something straight. First of all you should if you didn't already break up with her. Second my guess is her previous bf did the same thing. Obviously she's not over him but hat doesn't make her a, "crazy bitch." Last but not least my cousin had an experience similar to this with her ex bf and her best friend and now there not friends so i don't think either of the 2 or 3 probably feel right about it so give them a break jeeze.

minenotyours 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:19

I won't cry when you're in me ;)

pahiina20 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 7:22

Haha. I started crying during sex because I missed my ex bf once. The guy was just like, "wtf" and wiped my tears away and kept going. But trust me, it was more awkward for her.