Animals: Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next...

By Meow - 15/09/2009 13:21 - Singapore

Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomitting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML

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By I'm Trading Up For A Dog - 14/12/2014 20:28 - Finland - Pori

Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 00:12 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML

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By rc2981 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Australia - Perth

Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By grosssss - 01/01/2010 13:03 - Australia

Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2018 11:30 - United States - Bronx

Today, my cat peed on my long-term project so I had to stay up until 4 am doing the whole thing again... just for it to fall in the train tracks. FML

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Stomach bug?

By Heather Scurfield - 21/03/2021 10:59

Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML

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Wake up Boo

By Megan Snair - 01/09/2019 04:01

Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML

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By anonymous - 11/03/2010 19:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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padlarf 14

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:27

Your cat ate your homework?:D

DrunkenValor 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:33

YDI for stealing your cats prey for your modern art project.

Comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 September 2009 20:58

WTF feathers? Were you planning on something of this caliber? http://www.legorobotcomics.com/?id=24

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:11

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Mercy :]

DrunkenValor 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:25

I just read all of those comics now.

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:29

I have no objections whatsoever.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:34

Twinny!!!! -is broken hearted-

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:43

Damn right she is, mercy. You take one twinny, you take the other too. Twinsie♥ And alright, just for you :]

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:43

I am I am I am?! -emo wiggle- Twinny!!! :D Mercy = ♥

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:53

[Before anyone kills me... Emo wiggle... YouTube... CommunityChannel...]

allmidnighteyes 10

Tuesday 15 September 2009 22:11

It'd be like you without the wonderful 80's references :]

justmyluck25 1

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:06

So, basically you're saying, "my cat ate my homework." Haha. That's a good one.

3rdReject 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:21

hahaha sounds like bart simpson

suaveneanderthal 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:46

what about post-dinner creativity?

hairytoenails 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:49

ydi for actually doing an art project

girlnamedkris 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:52

YDI for having a goddamned cat. What the hell were you thinking

hairytoenails 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:56

#37- i know seriously!

sublime93 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 22:08

Sounds like you were working on your project then started imagining your cat doing that and thought it would make a good fml.

kukopia 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 22:11

I don't care how tired you were or where you fell asleep. I don't care how long you slept. I don't care that your cat tore it up, because you didn't care enough to cover it.

AngelRaven89 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 22:53

well if she fell asleep on the table it's not like she was done for the night and would have thought to cover it. She was still working on it. If anything you should not care because she left it till the last minute. But really, who doesn't do that? FYL OP! Hope your kitty's OK and you didn't use too much glitter! Though that may make litter box clean up a little interesting.