Work: Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who...

By Ajwc95 - 20/12/2014 09:25 - Canada - Chilliwack

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

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Ajwc95 23

Saturday 20 December 2014 19:30

OP here. I did so apparently. I'm going see if I can fight this though.

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UnidentifiedFun 37

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:32

Wow, how weird that a garbage man would smell like garbage.

iann32 10

Saturday 20 December 2014 18:33

Man, that really stinks

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DigitalDoctor 2

Tuesday 23 December 2014 2:42

The irony of the job

mcastelveter 5

Sunday 4 January 2015 20:06

I thought you said "smelling THE garbage" and I had to read it several times to realize that you weren't sniffing the garbage... Whoops

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