Work and Photography: Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes...

By confusedphotographer - 19/04/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was fixing some photos for a client. I spent 20 minutes trying to Photoshop an unusual black dot out of a picture. Only then did I discover it was a black dot on my computer screen. FML

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By stupid - 07/07/2009 18:33 - United States

Today, I saw a spot on my computer screen. I tried to use my finger to rub it off. Then, I tried using my nail. Then I tried to windex it off. I continued scratching at it with my nail. A half hour and one scratched screen later, I realized the spot was part of the webpage I was looking at. FML

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By ugly5402 - 06/01/2010 21:05 - United States

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

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By strokingitasitype - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada - Gander

Today, I cleaned my computer screen for the first time in ages. When I turned it on a few hours later, I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why the brightness was suddenly so painfully high. FML

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By failure461 - 13/06/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By Mikaela - 01/06/2012 03:25 - United States

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 16:48 - United States

Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML

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By dumbass1991 - 12/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 22:17 - Canada

Today, I was looking through some old family photos. I don't know what the hell was going on in my head, but I idly double-tapped on one to zoom in. They were prints. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2012 20:01

Today, I used a red-eye removal tool on one of my photos. I quickly realised how bad my acne is when the software couldn't distinguish between my eyes and cheeks. FML

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LackOfControl 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:18

After the first minute wouldn't you notice that the paintbrush wasn't covering the dot?

designedlikedice 0

Monday 20 April 2009 0:14

You should have realized it wasn't on the picture a long time ago. FYL for being so stupid.

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airandfingers 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:16

@ Everyone saying "How is this an FML?": "Today, I wasted five seconds reading the worst FML ever. Then, I clicked on it and spent another minute reading comments and writing my own disparaging comment. FML."

heather889121 0

Monday 20 April 2009 22:40

tell me when you spent 2 hours on photoshopping each picture (8 pictures total) for your school yearbook... only to have the teacher change her mind...

ragas 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:26

#113, idk what happened but there was a different post there before, that's why its different

rickpatmo 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:39

32, just shut up

aaaa1234 0

Monday 20 April 2009 23:42

how was this an fml? this wasn't funny.

fmlnotreally 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:26

Your severe technological retardations do not constitute an FML. You are the epitome of all that is wrong with glocalization in this world; in terms that you take something meant to be humorous and fun and turn it into another stadium for yourself. Therefore, you have not only become a complete waste of everyone's time, but in addition you have proved yourself to be an utter fool.

jnic 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:23

Wow, you do professional photography and use photoshop and you couldn't figure that out? I don't ever want to see your work...

janedoee 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:40

heyy. ive done it too XD sometimes its really frustrating. its cool, the best of us have all been there. im currently winning a state photography competition

Lovebug_Campbell 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 2:01

Wow. Really? REALLY? You're that dumb? Did you not like zoom in and out and move the picture around and wonder WHY THE BLACK DOT DIDN'T MOVE WITH IT??? Seriously. Ya'll are lame.