Miscellaneous: Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber... - FML

By Animaldude55 - 27/01/2015 23:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

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Animaldude55 4

Thursday 29 January 2015 2:39

I am the OP. Basically it was near the end of the haircut when this happened so I didn't have time to say anothing. Just to add a few more details, she tried putting on a bandaid but it didn't work, rubbed her fingers on a towel I saw blood.

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RobinGoodfellow 47

Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:13

OH GOD. That's appalling. I hope you're not blonde.

agghhh 7

Wednesday 28 January 2015 9:15

That's just really unsanitary, hope you said something to her OP.

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sunyaph 23

Wednesday 4 February 2015 18:14

i would just stop before she puts her bloody hands on my head and take my money back

makynen86 9

Thursday 5 February 2015 3:43

And you didn't try to stop her?

DenBriZel 31

Wednesday 18 February 2015 12:37

That's...disgusting... On the bright side, at least she's dedicated.

sebasrodriguez15 7

Saturday 23 May 2015 21:53

Did you go to superclips?

feeloona 18

Friday 25 December 2015 23:12

That happened to me before. The blood splashed on my forehead... FYL

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