Intimacy: Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started...

By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By joAnne - 03/03/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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Too late

By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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Nice deflection

By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States

Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

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omggitshayley 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

nikkired 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:35

You must not be too good at " frisky "

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Waffle817 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:27

and how did this make you feel?

kwmfl 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:38

lol i just tried calling

jrezo757 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:47

who still say frisky

RobboXD 5

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:10

maybe you should comfort her yer?? :/ not complain to randoms about your life :) ass...

Nyc__Princess 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:34

Maybe that's what turns her on ?

DerFuhrer33 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 6:54

Bea ner

nikkired 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:35

You must not be too good at " frisky "

Mister_Grinch 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:44

Did her Granny have Narclopsey (can't spell) and passed out while she was having sex too?

ripjohnlennon 5

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:12

she might be into incest

Nyc__Princess 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 15:06

Jesus !

francisw93 3

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:12

ouch that would kill the mood!!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 12 October 2010 14:48

What are you, some sort of Necrophile? You get frisky when she starts talking about her dead great grand aunt? (It's not romance, its necromance)

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