Sex, Awkward and Intimacy: Strange kink

Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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By pissed girlfriend - 25/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Celina

Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML

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By perfectmoment - 30/11/2009 00:47 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend to have a shoulder to cry on because my grandpa died. As soon as I told him, he started crying and telling me how much he missed his grandmother, who died six years ago. I spent the majority of the phone call listening to him wail. FML

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By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By TheGoodTwin - 14/07/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been having an intimate text exchange with a woman. She's the grieving widow of his friend who died three weeks ago. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By Bucko321 - 30/03/2009 01:18 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML

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By princess - 12/04/2014 21:01 - United States - San Marcos

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky, and I whispered that I love him. He immediately lost his boner, and a few minutes later "remembered" he had to be somewhere else. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend. Things got a little hot and I started to pull up my shirt. She screamed and told me to stop because the innocence of her stuffed animals was at stake. We are 18, and she was dead serious. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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Nexxion 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:14

Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

Then what happened?

Comments

MtVernonVA 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:28

Then what happened?

TheDoubleStuffOr 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 3:16

Your odviously a good ****** otherwise he wouldn't have sex at that time...

Killuhk 8

Thursday 10 May 2012 18:50

Blow jobs help lighten the mood haha jk

happygolucky9 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:30

i don't get it

lutzluv124 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 10:53

he wanted to get laid that badly: either he is a majore asshole or you gotta step it up in the bedroom

lajava1234 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 7:29

how is this bad?

mynameisshow 4

Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:33

Are you trolling, or just stupid?

T9FTW 20

Wednesday 31 October 2012 3:08

YOU DUM.

Juneyah1017 9

Monday 12 August 2013 4:05

No one died you fool. It's all a lie to hide the fact that he's a cheater.

angeluv_2014 22

Friday 3 January 2014 7:38

But OP said she heard crying!

roberteskimo 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:31

LMAO

mjsmclaren 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:33

#2, are you slow or just bad at reading?

Deeno15 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 7:06

did you do your job? hahah so funny man. shot! :) XD

JOELY_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:33

HAHA thats awesome what a legend.

monkeyjuice 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:35

LOL This is more of an FML for the best friend.

TheDarkoprince 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:35

hahaha thats awesome!

crunkk426 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:36

Bite his **** off and kick him in the fanny

happygolucky9 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:36

oh lol i get it now

PaisleyKing90 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:07

duh

tWitt3rBuG 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:37

Uh, wouldn't you have been more upset if he walked up and left to talk this other female? So what happened after he put the phone down? That's the deciding factor!

Leadamp 7

Wednesday 10 August 2011 11:00

no she probably wouldn't have minded because the best friends grandad had just died. It would have showed her that her boyfriend was a considerate guy who cared about his friends.