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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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lajaynay 15

Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)

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missyj0 12

I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.

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glitterme 5

maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings

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goshpeople 4

How do these multiple-posts even happen? Do you just press Send a lot? Or is it a glitch? Weird.

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glitterme 5

maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings

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glitterme 5

maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings

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glitterme 5

maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings

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danielreader22 4

OP didn't say anything about him having mood swings. Don't be stupid.

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shovels 0

^ Don't be upset because you don't have an awesome picture like that frog!.!

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danielreader22 4

I don't need to be. Mine's way better. ;)

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shovels 0

It's a cat in an incomplete bowl... I have a shovel, he has a frog... We have a good time...

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mikeyg36 6

This wasn't funny the second time. I'm not amused.

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glitterme 5

maybe he is having his period with all the mood swings

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meintx 9

that's actually kinda cute I think. help him out.

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MizzErikaHart 8

Aww ur a bitch of a girl friend to think of it as an fml. I guess it's better than putting it on facebook...unless u did

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KamilaLaughs 0

I know right, I mean I am falling for this amazing guy, he has never had a girlfriend before and was telling me about how he is nervous about his first kiss. if things end up happening with us (I know they will because there's so much sparks but I'm waiting for him to make the first move) I know I'm going to take things slow and make him comfortable. I love himm and I'm not going to make fun of him for not doing something perfect. put yourself in his shoes. he likes you and he is just sad he messed up infront of you. I think this is SUPER cute

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sandybaybe 3

Awwhh.. That just proves that he thinks its important enough to get nervous over.. Just remember practice makes perfect!! ;)

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