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By Anonymous - 06/08/2011 01:47 - United States

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Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
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lajaynay 15

Take it off for him! Guys LOVE strip teases before the sex. ;)

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missyj0 12

I gotta say, that's pretty freakin' cute. Give the guy a break ; I think this is more of a FHL.

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Umm someone needs lessons :o

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PlatinumNinja 0

I suggest you let him practice unclasping it for now on....

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madibrielle212 0

Haha! My boyfriend told me he gets nervous too! I don't think it's a bad thing... It means they have feelings(:

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ifbrockd 0

Of course men have feelings

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CryMoreFMLs 14

We aren't all numbnuts douchebags that do everything to prove we're manly and can't cry. I'm trying to break from them, I swear, I'll start cryin'....

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cameron_natasha 0

but your pic doesn't scare you...?

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SageAnonymous 6

Is that a pun for the dude being on his rag??? XD

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sxe_beast 11

The last (and only) time I attempted to have sex with a female I cried. ******...and boobs... they scare me :/.

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cameron_natasha 0

but your pic doesn't scare you?

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sxe_beast 11

Nope. My profile picture is the pwn.

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xoxLovely 0

Wtf? Lmfao!! Wow thats da first i hear a dude saying a girls ******* r scary unless if he usually sees a lot of sag boobs

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dreamering 16

The dude is gay, so it's normal that ****** and boobs gives him nightmares.

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missemalythecat 0

Do you find male genitals less frightening?

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mondayna 3

is that the story if how you turned gay?

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sxe_beast 11

iHEARTmalegenitals. They are less frightening [to me]. :D

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

have him practice unclasping on a pillow??

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madibrielle212 0

What the hell?

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Xx_Dakota_xX 1

yes but then he won't ruin the mood for her lol

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MAXCAT1220 0

Give him a break it always hard your first time

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jaff23 11

That's cute. Your mood is ruined that easily? You're boring, give the guy a break.

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a_nutritionist 10

nawww kay, something we agree on. this is a touching moment...:P

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