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By :)) - 22/04/2010 17:37 - Greece

Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, "Oh, don't smile." FML

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Why so serious?

By wow - 09/08/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

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By greattt - 10/02/2009 21:15 - United States

Today, I went to get my school picture taken, when the photographer looked at me, saying, "You look like you need a mirror." FML

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By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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By oaksac191 - 26/10/2010 16:50 - United States

Today, while working at a hospital, I told a patient to smile for the camera when taking an xray. His response was, "I have Bell's Palsy and haven't smiled in 5 years." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2012 12:36 - Netherlands

Today, after having been told that I looked horrible for the last five months, I decided to give myself a make-over. As soon as the make-up artist was done, I told her I didn't like it, and that I still didn't like how I look. She simply replied: ''Well, I'm a make-up artist, not a magician!'' FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 5-year-old girl and we were coloring. She made me a card that was very sweet, so I smiled. She looked at me and went "Don't smile, your smile is really scary." FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2023 03:00

Today, I took a selfie and I looked creepy in it, so I sent it to a friend thinking it would be funny. He just said, "Dude, that's what you look like. I don't get it." FML

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By Me - 12/01/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML

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SpotXSpot 5

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:22

Maybe you look more dignified when not smiling?

sportsfreak81 0

Monday 13 February 2012 9:26

Hahaha "say che.. Holy shit, nevermind!" haha

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xbooyahx 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:15

dentist.....

thatsoviciouS 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:21

It coast A LOT of money, I would know. I have had 2 surgeries and all my baby teeth pulled and much more. Meh...

SpotXSpot 5

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:22

Maybe you look more dignified when not smiling?

thebravery 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:32

Maybe you just have a weird smile. Practice it in the mirror. Or you could just, say, make the photographer eat his own camera. It'd make me feel better. :):) FYL.

rockstarxtina 0

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:43

hahahaha xD ydi

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 22 April 2010 23:46

Haha- you must have some snarly Jabba Jaw teeth.

buggybeauty 0

Friday 23 April 2010 0:03

sounds like you stole that from "bring it on" YDI

SoldieroftheLORD 0

Friday 23 April 2010 0:13

lmao that *****

karlita2244 0

Friday 23 April 2010 0:17

hahahahaha that's really bad for you fyl

CuBsFaNN4LyFe 0

Friday 23 April 2010 0:20

brush yo teeth sonn..

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